January 24, 2021
**DISCLAIMER: Much like the equivalency of losing to Louisville and an econ test, this post is purely fictional. Its purpose is to entertain, not to inform. Don’t freak.** Since last night’s angry postgame dressing-down of a poor, unsuspecting econ student who asked him a question, Duke head coach Mike Krzyzewski has been taking quite a…
November 15, 2020
Note: this post was originally scheduled to run next Saturday, after Kentucky shocks the world by taking down No. 1 Alabama for the first time since 1997. However, KSR’s inside sources from next week got the game tape to us early, so we decided to go ahead and write it up in this “precap”. We…