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Eight Things the UK Basketball Team Needs to Watch Out for This Season


With this Cats squad looking better and better with all we hear — and with all eyes on them nationally once again — Cal’s boys have their work cut out for them. While some teams on the schedule in 2015-16 don’t pose much threat, there are definitely obstacles to keep an eye out for as we head, hopefully, toward our next championship. Obstacles like:

1. A five-ranked Duke in two weeks. Coming off a national championship, even a Duke team down Jahlil Okafor, Tyus Jones and Justise Winslow is cause for alarm as star recruits like Brandon Ingram and Derryck Thornton have stepped into their shoes. A great offense is going to test the possibly still-gelling Wildcats at the Champions Classic and give us our first taste of real adversity.

2. LSU is growing stronger. Coach Johnny Jones is loading up in 2015 notably with the new addition of consensus-number-one recruit Ben Simmons. Add five-starrer Antonio Blakeney, recently cleared by the NCAA, and highly touted Louisiana Mr. Basketball Brandon Sampson — and that could be a handful for anyone the tigers face. Surprises are in order from the Tigers this season, possibly.

3. Freshman chemistry. As has become the norm for the Wildcats, the 2015-16 season has become another proving ground for talented freshmen, which means UK palm sweats as we wonder how the rookies will gel together. If they can find their groove early on, like the 2012 Championship team seemed to, we’ll be in good shape. But it goes with out saying that there’s a learning curve when pulling a bunch of superstar freshman together for the first time.

4. El Niño. Warmer than average temperatures in the Pacific Ocean have led to a very strong weather system which is poised to affect the United States in unpredictable ways. A possibly wetter winter and late fall season than normal could cause potential problems as the Wildcats, when coming inside from dampened conditions outside, could slip on dry tile in wet shoes and fall down or pull muscles. The weather is going to really play into this team’s ultimate future in 2015-16 and the coaching staff would be smart to put in place a “shoes off inside” policy together earlier than later.

5. Non-indigenous bees. Sure, we’re used to the carpenter bees and honeybees of our home here in Kentucky, but what happens when a black-tailed bumblebee (Bombus melanopygus) native to desert regions finds its way into the dufflebag of an Arizona State player and is introduced to the population of the Eastern United States? Possible mutated versions and cross-bred new bee species which have yet to be studied pose a dubious threat. We won’t know anything about these bees. They could be destructive multipliers, aggressive or worse, we don’t know. These are the things we need to be thinking about.

6. Asteroids. Did you know that the earth was very close to being struck by an asteroid on Halloween? It’s one thing to have an entire hemisphere of the planet destroyed on the spookiest of holidays — but can you imagine it happening during the second half of a tight Kansas game in January? We would never find out who would win, and we have no way of knowing where the impact could be or how the structural integrity of Allen Fieldhouse could withstand the blast waves. It’s time we reallocate government funding to tracking asteroids, that’s all I’m saying.

7. The unavoidable onslaught of mortality. When time marches forward — and we can’t stop it — it’s inevitable that our bodies will begin to fail us as we’ll feel the tribulations of age. Our bodies will become frailer and slower and our fading organs will bring upon the sunset of our lives. We’ll remember the happier times through misted tears and, eventually, come to our own terms with eventual death. Life is fleeting, and beautiful, and we should enjoy it while we have it.

8. Vanderbilt. They might be better than usual.

Article written by C.M. Tomlin

All I want is a HI-C and a turkey sandwich. @CM_Tomlin

11 Comments for Eight Things the UK Basketball Team Needs to Watch Out for This Season

  1. 54Meeks
    2:05 pm November 6, 2015 Permalink

    after today if Cal didn’t already know how big that Duke game is for him and the program, he does now. K is beating him at his own game..

  2. ClutchCargo
    2:09 pm November 6, 2015 Permalink

    I agree that freshman chemistry is a concern, but the CATS tutors have a plan to get them through it.

  3. 8 god
    2:17 pm November 6, 2015 Permalink

    Duke sucks. Thornton is one of the laziest, sloppiest point guards I have ever watched in person, and Ingram is a lot like that inflatable waving stick figure outside the carwash. Duke is going to be depending a lot on the worst Plumlee and Grayson Allen (who isn’t actually good) this year. They also have literally no backup point guard.

  4. Irwin R. Fletcher
    2:36 pm November 6, 2015 Permalink


  5. Jiminy Crickets
    3:02 pm November 6, 2015 Permalink

    Call me crazy, Im not nearly as worried about the Duke game as I am that trip to Kansas. They will be drooling after last season’s beatdown, and the crowd will be insane. Not to mention KU is ranked in top 5 with us. This has the makings of a bad outcome for UK

  6. boogville
    3:20 pm November 6, 2015 Permalink

    Rebounding is going to be the biggest issue. Skal is extremely talented, but may be unwilling to battle (according to Cal). Last year we were spoiled with size and our offensive efficiency was aided by our offensive rebounding.

    I suspect rebounding will become our biggest measure of success or failure this season—unless Alex decides to play like Dennis Rodman and own every board.

  7. Jaxson
    3:26 pm November 6, 2015 Permalink

    Cal’s poker face is terrible. UK will be scary this year. What the h kind of fake Pitfall game is that?

  8. Angelo
    4:01 pm November 6, 2015 Permalink

    This team will be more fun to watch than any team since 86. Murray’s passing will be as exciting as Antoine Walker’s was. Skal’s dunks will surpass all of the steals and dunks the 86 team generated. I can’t wait!! Houston!!

  9. inside info2
    4:22 pm November 6, 2015 Permalink

    gosh i used to LOVE Pitfall on my Atari

  10. CATandMONKEY
    4:24 pm November 6, 2015 Permalink

    Pitfall on the 2600- the catacombs were fun. Classic Tomlin. Good stuff.