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The Best Game of Thrones Memorabilia That Money Can Buy

 

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This Sunday, season 6 of Game of Thrones will come to an end. The end of the season will leave a dragon-sized hole in my heart. As any true American will tell you, the best way to fill that empty void in your heart is with stuff, preferably handcrafted trinkets, knickknacks and chachkies from Etsy. It was a difficult task, but like Brienne of Tarth, I was relentless in my quest. Below you will find the best Game of Thrones trinkets that money can buy.

Game of Thrones blanket

etsy.com/JosephineJandLCrafts

Most Expensive Item: Hand Crocheted King-Size Blanket

Actual Retail Value: $3,000.00

Intended Consumer: A person who wants to use the following pickup line, “Hey, wanna come see my $3,000 Game of Thrones blanket?” but will probably never get to use it.

Jon Snow Mouse

etsy.com/TheHouseOfMouse

Most Adorable GoT Item 

Actual Retail Value: $52.02

Intended Consumer: Someone who can appreciate and handle the cuteness of this little rodent Jon Snow-dent.

Khal Me Maybe

etsy.com/TheCuriousCactus

Most Necessary Card Purchase

Actual Retail Value: $3.07

Intended Consumer: For anyone who wants to profess their love for someone while simultaneously annoying them by getting Carly Rae Jepsen’s song stuck in their head.

Bran Card

etsy.com/spicycards

Just Kidding, This Card Is The Most Necessary Purchase

Actual Retail Value: $5.00

Intended Consumer: Someone who is comfortable with make a joke at Bran’s expense.

Hodor Door Stop

etsy.com/WickedSpiritFashion

Most Obvious Item 

Actual Retail Price: $15.00

Intended Consumer: For people who need their own personal Hodor to help them “hold the door.”

Badly Drawn Jon Snow

Item that I might Actually Buy!

Actual Retail Price: $10.00

Intended Consumer: EVERYONE! This Etsy store has hundreds of badly drawn celebrities and for some reason, I want them all.  I plan on spending all of my GoT-less Sundays deciding which badly drawn celebrity I want to purchase. (Don’t worry.  I have already messaged the artist to see if he would draw of the UK coaches.)

Article written by Megan Suttles

I can't decide if I want to use this space to be witty or insightful. I guess it will be neither.