Guess we’ll have to forgive these Brits for their poor spelling.
The big news of the morning is about a film being released in November of 2015, but it’s breaking and we must share it here s;ldkja;lsdjhlktwoieh!
We got a title and a few more tidbits about James Bond 24 from ye olde Englande and ye olde Daniel Craig in a (photoshopped) reindeer sweater.
“A cryptic message from Bond’s past sends him on a trail to uncover a sinister organization. While M battles political forces to keep the secret service alive, Bond peels back the layers of deceit to reveal the terrible truth behind SPECTRE.”
What does SPECTRE stand for?
“Special Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, and Extortion.”
Kewl. This whole SPECTRE thing appeared in the first Bond film, Dr. No.
Old Cast and Crew:
Skyfall director, Sam Mendes, the man who brought you minutes of Daniel Craig and Judi Dench standing and staring placidly at landscapes, is back! Hopefully with less of that.
Ben Whishaw returns as Q, Naomie Harris as Moneypenny, and Ralph Fiennes as M. RIP JUDI.
Bond’s car, the Aston Martin DB10 was introduced as part of the cast. That’s gotta make the actors feel special.
One of the world’s most elegant and spectacular German humans, Christoph Waltz, is in fact joining the cast, but not as Bond villain Blofield; he will be playing Oberhauser (sounds German, ja?)
UPDATE: The Internet is telling us that Waltz will in fact be playing Blofield (the SPECTRE villain) and not Oberhauser. This is some sort of spy trickeration.
LÃ©a Seydoux of Blue is the Warmest Colour fame, will be playing the “main” Bond girl, Madeleine Swan. No relation to Elizabeth Swan.
Pro wrestler Dave Bautista proved himself quite a powerful comedic actor as Drax in this summer’s Guardians of the Galaxy, and here he is again in another Blockbuster! He will be playing heavy handed villain, Mr. Hinx.
Italian actress of Malena and Matrix fame, Monica Bellucci, will be playing an age appropriate Bond girl, Luciana Sciarra in 007. Fancy that. She’s gotta be evil though. No Bond would be seduced by a woman his own age with NO dark powers.
Andrew Scott of Sherlock, will be joining the cast as Denbigh, a new member of MI5. He looks quite Britishy? What else is there to say…