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Rest in peace, Willie “Freddie” McCullough

I never knew Willie “Freddie” McCullough and I assume you didn’t either. But the motorcyclin’ man from Bloomingdale, Georgia who hated vegetables and loved women sounds like a guy we would’ve all gotten along with. McCullough passed away last Wednesday — “saving a group of adorable children from a burning orphanage” — and he’s survived by the best obituary ever written:

William Freddie McCullough – BLOOMINGDALE

The man. The myth. The legend. Men wanted to be him and women wanted to be with him. William Freddie McCullough died on September 11, 2013. Freddie loved deep fried Southern food smothered in Cane Syrup, fishing at Santee Cooper Lake, Little Debbie Cakes, Two and a Half Men, beautiful women, Reeses Cups and Jim Beam. Not necessarily in that order. He hated vegetables and hypocrites. Not necessarily in that order. He was a master craftsman who single -handedly built his beautiful house from the ground up. Freddie was also great at growing fruit trees, grilling chicken and ribs, popping wheelies on his Harley at 50 mph, making everyone feel appreciated and hitting Coke bottles at thirty yards with his 45. When it came to floor covering, Freddie was one of the best in the business. And he loved doing it. Freddie loved to tell stories. And you could be sure 50% of every story was true. You just never knew which 50%. Marshall Matt Dillon, Ben Cartwright and Charlie Harper were his TV heroes. And he was the hero for his six children: Mark, Shain, Clint, Brandice, Ashley and Thomas. Freddie adored the ladies. And they adored him. There isn’t enough space here to list all of the women from Freddie’s past. There isn’t enough space in the Bloomingdale phone book. A few of the more colorful ones were Momma Margie, Crazy Pam, Big Tittie Wanda, Spacy Stacy and Sweet Melissa (he explained that nickname had nothing to do with her attitude). He attracted more women than a shoe sale at Macy’s.

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Enjoy that “pool party in the sky”, Freddie.

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

26 Comments for Rest in peace, Willie “Freddie” McCullough



  1. Thom
    4:10 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink

    Big Tittie Wanda. That is all.



  2. We Hang Banners
    4:10 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink

    R.I.P. BALLER!



  3. lesigh
    4:10 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink

    He’s a true ‘merican. RIP Freddie.



  4. Matt Jones
    4:10 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink

    I wish I had known just why Melissa was so sweet



  5. oh yea!
    4:12 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink

    I love me some Big Tittie Wanda. RIP playa!



  6. AlBundy
    4:12 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink

    That is flippin sweet. #MericaPrevails



  7. Girth Brooks
    4:12 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink

    RIP



  8. BravoBigBlue
    4:12 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink

    My obit will read similarly.



  9. dude
    4:12 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink

    I never new Freddie, and my life is all the poorer for it. What an inspiration.



  10. Snl1960
    4:13 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink

    Only way to improve on that would be to say he loved being a fan of the BIG BLUE NATION….R.I.P. Freddie



  11. trey
    4:26 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink

    I wonder if Vincent ‘Sweet Pea’ Burns got his nickname the same way Melissa did. Enjoy thinking of that guys!



  12. RealCatsFan
    4:34 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink

    We need a picture of “Big Tittie Wanda” up here PRONTO!!

    On another note – I think I may have dated Crazy Pam many years ago…



  13. DB11
    4:38 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink

    big tittie wanda, now thats a womam



  14. Curtis Mayfield
    4:43 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink

    Freddie’s Dead…..That’s what I said…..



  15. Shane
    4:47 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink

    Best obituary ever!!!!!!!!!!



  16. wildbluecatfan
    4:57 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink


  17. wildbluecatfan
    4:57 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink

    Blanchard, Michael “Flathead”
    1944 ~ 2012
    A Celebration of the life of Michael “Flathead” Blanchard will be held on April 14th, 3 pm 8160 Rosemary St, Commerce City. Weary of reading obituaries noting someone’s courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors’ orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died.
    Mike was born July 1944 in Colorado to Clyde and Ethel Blanchard. A community activist, he is noted for saving the Dr. Justina Ford house from demolition and defending those who could not defend themselves. He was a Republican delegate, life member of the NRA, founder and President of the Dead Cats MC. He loved music.
    Mike was preceded in death by Clyde and Ethel Blanchard, survived by his beloved sons Mike and Chopper, former wife Jane Transue, brother Stephen Blanchard (Susan), Uncle Don and Aunt Cynthia Blanchard(his favorite); Uncle Dill and Aunt Dot, cousins and nephews, Baba Yaga can kiss his butt. So many of his childhood friends that weren’t killed in Vietnam went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or Democrats. He asks that you stop by and re-tell the stories he can no longer tell. As the Celebration will contain Adult material we respectfully ask that no children under 18 attend.
    – See more at: http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/denverpost/obituary.aspx?pid=156944598#fbLoggedOut



  18. Brandice
    4:58 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink

    Whassup fellas?



  19. Ridge Runner
    5:08 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink

    A dude named “Willie” who went by “Freddie”. Cool.



  20. The Ghost of Freddie McCullough
    5:19 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink

    That obituary is an outright LIE — I hated “Two and a Half Men” just like everybody else.



  21. Wildcatsteeler
    5:56 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink

    Funny how a white guy that fathers six kids and sleeps with dozens of women is a stud and admired and revered. But if this was a black guy BRN would be going nuts with this post.



  22. Big Tittie Wanda
    6:02 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink

    21. Hush yo mouth. Quit pulling the race card. This be a funny post. Leave it as such.



  23. nato45
    6:37 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink

    He’s looks like a cross between Don Mattingly and Travis Tritt.



  24. Blue To The Bone...
    7:57 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink

    Wildcatsteeler…You are so right!!!…Bet you never see this guy on Fox…



  25. Deacon
    8:24 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink

    1. He took time to pose for a glamour shot. 2. He brought no buttons to the photo shoot.



  26. Who is BRN?
    9:25 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink

    He had a job and paid for his kids support. Didn’t abandoned them and let them live off the “govment.”