Welcome to beautiful Mississippi State University, where your first step onto campus is your first step toward a shining future both as a Bulldog and beyond! Your boundaries are limitless with an education from Mississippi State and we look forward to welcoming you with open arms!
Hooray for things! Whether you like frisbee, shouting, cheering or annoying people with a cowbell (complimentary when you arrive on campus), you’ll find the things you like at Mississippi State University. You like statues of bulldogs? We’ve got one of those! How about mangled old trees? Yep, those too! Get three of your handsomest friends and lets all go stand someplace! Hail State!
Oops! You’ve got some flour on your face there, Shelly! Look at these happy dorm mates– they spent all day on these two cupcakes, and they’re going to be delicious. Get out of here Jason, these two cupcakes are for ladies only! Just kidding; you can have one half of one of them so we all get an even amount. Would you like some sprinkles? We have a whole bowl full and again we only have two cupcakes so we have plenty.
There’s no place better to study the natural sciences than Mississippi State University. Ken is going to sit on all these dinosaur eggs until one of them hatches. Good luck, Ken!
“Do you like the wonderful cafeteria food here at MSU?”
“Don’t you think the food here is good?”
“Oh, I’m sorry, I’m listening to contemporary pop music on my headphones. They’re way bigger than they need to be.”
“Hahaha, yes they are. Do my headphones look good too? I can’t hear any music on them.”
“That’s because your headphones are covering your dreadlocks, not your ears.”
“Gretchen, I don’t know how to put this, because you’ve done such a great job on Captain Jangles, but Mrs. Everly in room 22A just passed away. Were you aware of that? There’s probably going to be a lawsuit. You should have probably been paying more attention.”
Introducing your 2015-16 Student Government officers! Pictured, from the left: Mark (lame), Susan (annoying), Keith (brown-noser), Kaitlyn (fake), Brandon (the worst), Naomi (not really Italian) and Nathan (trying his best). Give them a call with any questions!
As with any major university, we have a very strict “no strikes” program dealing with sexual harassment. One offense and you will be dealt with strictly. More information will be available in your residence hall lobby.
No matter what residence hall you’re assigned to, you’re sure to meet great new friends. With student residence advisors located on each floor and round the clock services like vending machines, laundry and DAMMIT KRISTEN NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR BLANK SPACE AGAIN OK
Meet Jak, more colloquially known as “Bully XXI,” the twenty-first English Bulldog to serve as Mississippi State University’s esteemed mascot. As is tradition, at halftime of the Texas A&M this year Jak and in accordance with Mississippi law Jak was married to a female human student drawn from a raffle. Please note that this wedding is legally binding until Jak’s death. Good luck, you two crazy kids!
We’re pleased to announce that for the third year in a row Mississippi State University was voted the nation’s best Poop Studies program. Keep up the good work!
Science! NorTron X89 is a groundbreaking feat in robotics, seen here just before he went berserk and murdered twelve students in an Applied Sciences classroom. If you see NorTron X89 on campus PLEASE DO NOT APPROACH IT. It’s a tragedy, yes; but you can’t make an omelet without breaking some eggs, right? For the greater good!
Mississippi State’s Judo team won top SEC honors last in last year’s conference-wide competition, except for Barry. Get out of the picture Barry. No, you DON’T get a trophy. You didn’t do anything. Why are you even on this team, Barry? Everybody hates you.
Should you violate campus regulations you will be captured immediately and held until your infraction is reviewed by the Dean of Students and the Residence Hall Council. STOP LAUGHING BRANDY THIS ISN’T FUNNY YOU PEED IN A STAIRWELL AND IT’S SERIOUS.
Graduation day will be one of the most memorable of your life, because of pictures like these. If you are a male, please pose as if you are very strong or number one. If you are a female please position yourself like a lady on the town in the 1930’s. Congratulations and, for now and forever, Hail State!