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Tired of dating sites which don’t disclose a potential mate’s fandom? Boo! Annoyed by relationships which progress well until you realize your significant other graduated from someplace like Furman? Yuk! Unable to shed your crippling addiction to University of Kentucky sports and maintain what many medical professionals call a “psychologically healthy and sexually normalized adult relationship with another human being?” For you, the time is now!

With Big Blue Matchup, you’ll:

Meet other UK fans across the state for friendship and possibly more!

Find sports enthusiasts just like you seeking a connection with a possible mate!

Stop scaring your friends and family with creepy letters to Blockbuster Entertainment Award-nominated actress Ashley Judd full of eyes you cut out of magazines!

Discover more to treausure in life than that mannequin found behind the department store,  dressed up, painted with a face and lovingly referred to as beloved Kentucky sports newscaster Dick Gabriel!

Get to know other True Blue fans for possible love and definite awkward, fumbling physical affection!

And, as always, Big Blue Matchup guarantees that at no time will you be matched with currently incarcerated ex-Wildcat Ed Davender!


How does it work?

At Big Blue Matchup, you’ll fill out an elaborate questionnaire designed by special algorithm to match you with the UK fan of your dreams. Questions like:

♦ During UK’s 2005 loss to South Carolina, do you think that Patrick Spark’s failure to lock down shooting guard Tarance Kinsey’s long-range three-point shooting directly or indirectly led to the team’s 73-61 loss?

♦ Bobby Perry: moustache or no-moustache?

♦ Would you rather have Rodney Dent’s dominance in the paint or LeRon Ellis’ poise off the court?

♦ Do you want to show up at South Carolina shooting guard Tarance Kinsey’s home and just “scare him a little” as retribution for the 2005 loss?

These and other questions will help Big Blue Matchup to determine the personality type with which you are most conducive and help make the perfect connection. Imagine a new world of sitting quietly, watching old UK basketball games on YouTube, making ham-fisted attempts to talk about other topics and comfortably just going back to watching old UK basketball games on YouTube. And you have our promise: You will not at any time be matched with current prison detainee Ed Davender!


See what our happy couples are saying!

“At first I thought Gary was just my 1989 Junior Braddy. But as we got to know each other more, he became my 1993 Junior Braddy. Thanks, Big Blue Matchup!”

“Sarah stumbled into my life like a young Rob Lock but posted up in my heart like a late college-career Mark Pope. I love her more than anything, and I know in my heart she’ll never Derrick Jasper me.”

“Meeting Jean was the best thing that ever happened to me. With her I can listen to football on the radio, attend basketball games, take part in University of Kentucky events and tailgate on Saturday morning. I haven’t even looked at the dry cleaning girl through my binoculars in months, and I probably won’t even murder her now!”

“At first, Big Blue Matchup paired me with former UK point guard Ed Davender. But I called them and they said there had been a mistake and matched me up with someone else. They really do stand by their word!”

Get started with Big Blue Matchup today and start finding the new love of your life. You’re sure to find that special someone After all, now you have all of Kentucky at your fingertips!*




*Excluding Ed Davender.


Article written by C.M. Tomlin

All I want is a HI-C and a turkey sandwich. @CM_Tomlin

4 Comments for Join Big Blue Matchup Today!

  1. Card Fan
    3:07 pm July 3, 2015 Permalink

    This may be the worst idea any Blueneck has ever had. The number of accidental inbreeding that will occur will definitely increase when Bluenecks only date Bluenecks! Terrible idea!!! Go CARDS!

  2. The Real Linda
    5:44 pm July 3, 2015 Permalink

    Amazing, each one of those pictures are a stock photo from the internet….try google picture search…what are you trying to pull KSR? Is Matt using the site for his own personal stable of single UK female fans?

    • catdaddyd
      12:09 pm July 4, 2015 Permalink

      It a joke, how do you not understand that?

  3. The Real Linda
    5:45 pm July 3, 2015 Permalink

    Just as a thought it’s a ugly red bird conspiracy