Spoiler alert–Miley is masturbating. So there it is!
Am I allowed to say masturbate on the site? I have no idea, but I’m at the point of no return.
Hope you’re not too uncomfortable adult menfolk out there.
And ladies–try watching Black Swan with your father this holiday season. Nothing can ever seem awkward after that experience. Think of it as hazing oneself and your family; what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
Will have more NSFW clips to share with you on Funkhouser later as I will be talking Hardee’s!