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I Have Seen the Face of Death and it is Free Taco Bell for Life

I always thought finding out how you were going to die beforehand would be terrifying, but it’s actually not that bad.

Taco Bell — makers of “food” often shaped like more traditional Mexican cuisine, but containing 150% more deliciousness — is running a contest in which they plan to distribute 11 one dollar bills in 11 different cities, and those lucky/doomed souls who happen to find the bills featuring the winning serial numbers will win all the Taco Bell they can eat for life.

There is no doubt in my mind that finding one of the bills and gorging myself to death on nachos, burritos, tacos, and chalupas over the course of about six days is my destiny. I’m prepared to meet my maker, so long as he lets me hold the sour cream gun.


Article written by S.E. Shepherd

I'm a writer from out West living in the South.

4 Comments for I Have Seen the Face of Death and it is Free Taco Bell for Life

  1. Kevin Stallings
    3:05 pm August 28, 2014 Permalink

    Ohhhh, please, please, PLEASE let me win this!! I’ll forget about coaching at this nerdy institution and lay back and gorge myself into oblivion.

  2. Jordan
    3:13 pm August 28, 2014 Permalink

    Sorry to be a buzzkill, but it’s only a $10,000 gift card. I feel like I’m saying “only” a little too lightly

  3. cristoforoUK
    3:14 pm August 28, 2014 Permalink

    Gross. More delicious than authentic Mexican? Really?

  4. Ukbradstith
    3:35 pm August 28, 2014 Permalink

    Taco Bell literally might be the best tasting thing on the planet. If I won that I’d be dead before 40. It’s hard enough to resist as it is.