Zzzzz….. zzzzz…. zzzz…..
Wha-? Who is it? What’s going on? Oh, it’s you, reader. Why are you here? It’s what? It’s Monday??!!?! No it’s not, it’s Saturday or something, right? Crap! (mumbled obscenities)
No I had a piece ready! It was going to be great… right up to the point that it wasn’t actually good. Hold on, wait right there. Don’t move. (runs to the closet) I have something around here for you to read. I know I do.
Hmmm…. How ’bout this old Franco piece? No? You’re tired of Franco?
Errrrrr… aha!! Here we go! A 4000 word summer movie guide in two parts! With tons of links and trailers linked to every movie title! Now if that isn’t a way to spend an afternoon at work, I don’t know what is! Now I’ve got to get back to it, so much to do, so little time!