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Happy Thanksgiving From Funkhouser and Adam Sandler

There really are only four things you need to make sure your Thanksgiving is complete:

1. Turkey. And lots of it.

2. Football. Doesn’t matter if the games are good. Just throw two random teams on a flat patch of dirt, give ’em a ball and point a camera at it.

3. Booze. Like you’re going to be SOBER when you try to explain to your relatives why you’re still single?! HAHA! Yeah, right. Drink up, dummy.

4. Adam Sandler’s Thanksgiving Song. It ain’t Thanksgiving without the Sandman. So sit on the couch, pop a couple handfuls of Tums, and push play on the greatest holiday song ever composed.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

Article written by S.E. Shepherd

I'm a writer from out West living in the South.