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Find YOUR New Tailgating Home at the 1865 Club Suites Today!

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The 1865 Club is Made Just For You!

Welcome to the 1865 Club Suites, your new home-away-from home outside of Commonwealth Stadium for every home football game! In these new state-of-the art tailgating facilities you’ll find all you need for a perfect weekend in Lexington. See for yourself!

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A New Way to Tailgate!

When you book an 1865 Suite for a University of Kentucky home game, you’ll find all the amenities you need for a great tailgating experience, spacious enough to host all your friends and protected from the weather, with ample area for food and drinks.

Bask in True Luxury!

When your limousine driver drops you off at your new 1865 Club Suite on Saturday morning, be careful not to drop your monocle! You’ll almost surely spit champagne all over the inside window of the car when you see how these furnished facilities meet your every need. Watch the game on a giant HD screen as you feast on brined pheasant garnered locally from scenic Coachlight Woods.

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Unparalleled Impressiveness!

Invite friends you want to impress and watch the green hues of jealousy spread across their faces as you dine on sushi driven in fresh from Herrington Lake that morning! Show acquaintances pictures of your new wife on a jet while your decadent masquerade ball turns into an orgy of over-indulgences! Chat about special teams while a person painted like a gold statue dabs single-batch, private reserve hot sauce from your chin. Live like royalty in the 1865 Suites!

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Commission Fights for your Amusement!

As you relax with a bourbon on the porch of your 1865 Suite, gladiators will be brought to your front stoop to do battle as you look on with waning amusement. Wager on your favorites or have them both unceremoniously exiled to Zandale, the choice is yours! The people will love that you bring them entertainment, and will pledge their devotion to you as you keep them happy with sport.

The Purge: Anarchy

Completely Purge-Proof!

Following Mayor Jim Gray’s 2014 establishment of a weekly Purge one Saturday morning each November, Lexington’s society has undoubtedly become a safer and more peaceful community. Should you find yourself outside commonwealth during the Georgia home game this year when this occurs, however, rest assured that each 1865 Club unit is completely safe from the violent horrors of the event. Let those poor suckers over in the purple lot fight for their lives, you have nothing to worry about!

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No one will watch you poop!

Although each 1865 Club unit features large screen televisions atop each toilet, lockable bathroom doors ensure that when you do your business, no one will be looking on while “pretending to watch the game.” And you thought we didn’t know what you were up to, Travis!

Join the Club Today!

Call today about your very own 1865 Club facility during one of Kentucky’s home football games this year and re-discover what the good life is all about. You can’t do better than the 1865 Club; it’s the best way to enjoy the best the University of Kentucky has to offer and the perfect way to spend the massive amount of extra money you just have lying around. Go Cats!

Article written by C.M. Tomlin

All I want is a HI-C and a turkey sandwich. @CM_Tomlin

10 Comments for Find YOUR New Tailgating Home at the 1865 Club Suites Today!



  1. ClutchCargo
    2:07 pm August 26, 2016 Permalink

    Couple of observations: 1) you’d think they could at least include some asswipe in those bathrooms, 2) please tell me there is another tv on the opposite wall so one can still watch while occupying the best seat in the house.



  2. UKnowMe
    2:41 pm August 26, 2016 Permalink

    Tomlin in top form, good show old chap!



  3. ChrisHamby
    2:46 pm August 26, 2016 Permalink

    Bravo, well done!



  4. 2Dogs
    2:49 pm August 26, 2016 Permalink

    What a dump. I think I’ll hold out for the 1866 suites.



  5. macsauce13
    3:02 pm August 26, 2016 Permalink

    While I don’t expect to ever tailgate in out, I certainly look forward to trading my beer for the opportunity to poop in peace and quiet.



    • macsauce13
      3:02 pm August 26, 2016 Permalink

      One* not out



    • Bro Ken Leggage
      3:23 pm August 26, 2016 Permalink

      Good point. For every other reveler, my hope is there is plenty of Charmin, a bum Garmin Bidet, and a super loud and noisy exhaust fan in those tiny house ‘throoms.



  6. jwild
    3:14 pm August 26, 2016 Permalink


  7. BiasedBigfoot
    4:27 pm August 26, 2016 Permalink

    This is the kind of thing that is easy to look down on if you’re not the one using it.
    I’m struggling not to.



  8. UKBlue1
    7:03 pm August 26, 2016 Permalink

    I love UK, but they can be the gang that can’t do anything right when it comes to ways to raise money. The tailgate suites are of course nice, but the pool of people willing to put out that much dough even thought it could be a tax right off is extremely slim. They don’t include food, drink or tickets, yea I feel like screwing myself sign me up. With UK having so much trouble selling Football season tickets, I wonder who had the bright idea to make renting these suites so expensive