Remember last week when you were drunk and you were going on and on about how awesome Point Break was and how someone should remake it, only make it not about surfing and more about wing suits and base jumping, and how it shouldn’t be about bank robberies but more about international jewel and money heists, and also it should look a lot like a Fast & Furious movie?
Then you were all “I bet they could even find an Australian actor with the same dead eyes and monotonous delivery as Keanu Reeves.”
And I was like “They should make Body an Australian guy too. With a thicker beard.”
Looks like our prayers have been answered. What do you think of this, gang? Does it have legs?