2014: The Year in Review

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Better than the first: Captain America: Winter Soldier

Better than the third: X-Men: Days of Future Past

Thing for single moms to Join: Tyler Perry’s The Single Moms’ Club

Thing for MTV teen moms to avoid: Sex Tape

Best Soundtrack: Guardians of the Galaxy

About this remake…: About Last Night

There’s no way this can miss, right? RIGHT?: The Monuments Men

A Million Ways to Fail in a Feature Film: A Million Ways to Die in the West

Everything Just Clicks: The Lego Movie

That Awkward Moment: when your movie flops

Let’s not and say we did: Let’s Be Cops

Long Lens: Boyhood

Uninterested: Unbroken

I Won’t Buy That for a Dollar: The RoboCop reboot

Just because you make a bunch of winking jokes about it doesn’t mean it’s still not the same exact movie, guys: 22 Jump Street

So Melissa McCarthy IS fallible: Tammy

Trippiest Single Movie Shot: Birdman

Best ski/bobsled chase scene: The Grand Budapest Hotel

Decent Equalizer movie: The Equalizer

Great Equalizer movie: John Wick

Better than you thought: Oculus

Exactly what you might have thought: The Expendables 3

Movie the North Koreans didn’t like: The Interview

Movie the North Koreans were fine with: Annie 

Good Cruise: Edge of Tomorrow

Bad cruise: The Royal Caribbean Diarrhea Cruise of January 2014

Overrated Hat: Pharrell’s

Overrated Cat: Grumpy

Overrated Matt: Lauer

Most mysterious smoking gun: The “Nisha Call”

Loneliest British Person: Sam Smith

Most obnoxious album title: Me. I am Mariah…the Elusive Chanteuse

Best emoji: Smiling pile of poop

One Direction: North West

Who Dat? Who Dat?: I-G-G-Y

Thanks but we’re cool: Songs of Innocence

Dude, you’re embarrassing yourself: Robin Thicke

Good robots: Daft Punk

Bad Robots: Transformers: Age of Extinction

Adele Dezeem: Idina Menzel

Clock’s ticking, guys…and still no solid follow-up: Macklemore

I have nothing but money!: Taylor Swift

I have no money!: Scott Stapp

Sign that the end is near: Motley Crüe announcing the end of touring after 2015

Scrappy entrpreneur finally makes good: Dr. Dre sells Beats to Apple

Oh, you again: Nicki Minaj

Wait, who? What? : Craig Wayne Boyd wins The Voice

Bad Incoming Presidents: Selina Meyer and Frank Underwood

Show you enjoy but don’t want to get into a conversation about at a party: The Newsroom

Good Wife: Juliana Marguiles

Good Doctor: Peter Capaldi

Bad Judge: Kate Walsh

Bad Show: Bad Judge

Sorry! Don’t care!: Manhattan Love Story the first TV show canceled of the new season

Pleeeease get better: Marry Me

Secretly the funniest, most absurd comedy on TV: New Girl

Get ready for a long run, buddy: John Oliver

Get ready for a short run, buddy: John Mulaney

Well, that was dark: the How I Met Your Mother finale

Thing you’re hearing: “I just sat on my iPhone 6+”

Thing you’re not hearing: “Check out my new Amazon Fire Phone.”

We’ll miss you: Robin Williams, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Joan Rivers

We’ll see you again soon: Stephen Colbert

Wow, didn’t realize it would be this big: Jimmy Fallon as the Tonight Show Host

We’ll give you some time, dude, you’re alright, just settle down: Seth Myers

Just an okay year: 2014

Most anticipated year: 2015