Hello, friends. Hope your Friday is going swimmingly. As you may or may not remember, we started down a path on Wednesday with part one of a look at how accurately we can gauge a person’s personality type simply by taking a look at where their sports fandoms lie (you can check out Part I here), But we left a few stones unturned, I think. And after all, it’s Friday. So let’s turn over a few more of those stones to finish up our week in part two of the two-part series What Your NCAA Team Says About You, shall we? We shall. Have a great weekend, everyone.
Indiana: I wear my “nice boots” to church.
Florida: This water bottle is currently full of Absolut Citron.
Gonzaga: I am tired of telling people where Gonzaga is located.
Texas A&M: After this football game, I have to go back to my pig insemination work.
Washington: I have discovered more than three murder victims while hiking.
Wichita State: There is a 76% chance I majored in “Rodeo Management.”
Brown: No one gets my hilarious comparisons of this basketball season to Tolstoy’s Anna Karenina.
Fairfield: I often just tell people I went to UConn.
Yale: I love the pomp and circumstance of sporting events, and overdo these traditions to mask the fact that I have no idea what the hell is going on.
Cal-Poly: My only friend is a robot I built myself.
Portland: No one seems to care that I’m a Vegan as much as I do.
Sam Houston: I have fired a pistol inside a residential home or place of business.
Hawaii: I may or may not have ever thrown a baby into a volcano to appease an angry island god.
Hartford: I have a tattoo of Ray Bourque.
Wisconsin: 45-60% of my heart mass is cheese curd.
The Citadel: I am incredibly intense at family get-togethers.
West Virginia: I once got so drunk I threw a tire iron through a post office window.
Ohio State: My insistence upon Buckeye paraphernalia has ruined several quality relationships.
USC: I spend an inordinate amount of time each day trying to spot myself in crowd shots on TMZ.
Notre Dame: My impending wedding will take up your whole day.
UCLA: I am not a natural blonde.
Appalachian State: If an open flame comes near this drink, we will all die in a horrific fireball.
College of Charleston: Someday Kenny Chesney will answer my fan letters.
Brigham Young: Someday Marie Osmond will answer my fan letters.
Princeton: Someday physicist Gerard Hooft will answer my fan letters.
Mizzou: I think BW3’s is “fine dining.”
Stanford: I once spent a week in a tree.
Georgia: One of my eyebrows will never grow back due to a hazing incident.
Oregon: Everything I own is permeated with the smell of patchouli oil. I swear that’s what it is. If you’re a cop, you have to tell me.
Penn State: I have no idea what to do with all this Penn State gear.