Sure, Wednesday’s a great day for remembering all the stuff you already know, but we here at the KSR Compound realize you can only learn so much about Patrick Patterson. Let’s face it — there needs to be room in your head for other, vital information as well.
As a public service, for the first Need-to-Know Wednesday, we present to you this short film that will not only allow you to discover answers to questions you, the reader, may have, but also how to dissect them through a Columbo-style monologue. It also may teach you a thing or two about zookeepers.
Learning is fun!
That is all.