I write this missive to you from high atop a Nepalese mountain summit, where I have just been privvy to witnessing a ceremony by which Western eyes have never lighted upon. Though the sage which introduced me to this new information asked that I not take it back to the unenlightened, in my head I knew that that would be difficult, as it is Wednesday. Need-to-Know Wednesday, in fact. And though I can’t deliver to you information on the future of Orlando Smith (that’s something Barnhart has put off for us, unfortunately), in lieu of that I’ve decided to entrust to you some of the information I’ve recently learned in the Far East.
It is my hope that you’ll take this new knowledge and use it for doing good.
That is all.