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Eat it, Basho! Itto ni-do Dzuki-Nou-Wednesday!

Welcome to all friends
Happy Need-to-Know Wednesday
Is contained within

Bulldogs of Georgia
Under Emperor Felton
Have not endurance

Victories at home
Crucial for life ongoing
To join the great hall

Warrior Crawford
Once, hoped to escape Kingdom
Mighty Samurai

Perry Stevenson
Swaying like fronds of palm tree
Grows like yatsude shrub

Behold great dragon
It is Patrick Patterson
With silly band-aid

Magic Dusty Mills
He becomes invisible
Never to be seen

The Evil Dave Bliss
A beast of many foulings
Trail of bloodied heads

See Rupp Arena
Forbidden mysteries there
Like magic nail mark

Great eye Brad Nessler
Seeing all with sparkled tie
And inane chatter

Now is inserted
A pop culture reference
You thought forgotten

Then finally comes
A wise, thinking video
Here, now are some farts

Article written by C.M. Tomlin