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Alert the Frauleins – It’s Need-to-Know Wednesday!

Friends,

There’s a old saying that states “A man who drives a forklift is noble. A man who drives a forklift in Germany is brave.” You’ve probably heard it. It’s all over the place. Especially in German forklifting schools, where people tend to care a lot more about forklifting sayings.

But that’s where this adage began to ring especially true to me, for during a recent flight to Frankfurt to escape extradition for heading up a ring of bootlegged Norbit DVDs, I donned a ridiculous moustache and went underground as a layman in the Hinterland. There I learned a great deal from my new friends, who never questioned me or my moustache, accepting me warmheartedly into their fold. Among the things I learned there is the basis for your Need-to-Know Wednesday today, which I strongly suggest you sit through lest you miss any of the subtle nuances of German forklift operation.

Trust me. You’ll thank me for this someday.

That is all.

Article written by C.M. Tomlin