The life of one Kentucky man has completely transformed thanks to his fantasy football ineptitude.
In many fantasy football leagues, the best players are rewarded with cash prizes. In the best fantasy football leagues, the worst players are punished for being awful. The latter is Justin Thomas’ fantasy football league.
Some punishments are funny, but easy. Dressing up like a cheerleader and hosting a car wash is one afternoon of semi-humiliation. The 2017 PGA Championship winner from Louisville plays in a league with some brutally creative geniuses. The loser of their league had to create a “Fitstagram account” and post daily pictures of workout routines for two months.
Kentucky, meet Danny Dumbbells.
If you’re on the social media platform, it takes about 12 hours to realize it’s the most obnoxious form of social media. It’s essentially a clique of White Goodmans bragging about how great they are for three paragraphs while showing off their chiseled physique. Danny Dumbbells is all of that, and more.
When you have a world famous friend like Justin Thomas, it only takes one share to get more than 3,500 people to follow your account. It’d be a real shame if that number got over 10,000. A real shame.
#workouttime here’s one of the toughest things @jackasorusrex has had me do thus far. Weighted vest AND a 100 lb sandbag. Another workout only the elite of the elite could pull off. This is how you lose weight people. Not eating a salad twice a month. Not walking uphill on the treadmill reading the latest erotic novel. None of that. It’s hard out in these streets. This is how you get results #weightedvest #sandbagworkout #dannydumbbells #1230 #thissucked #venmome
#foodpostalert Now this may look a little #gross but I can assure you #itsnot when you’re still on the #officegrind like myself, your food choices may be #limited. Today we have one grilled chicken breast grilled by yours truly and 1 cup of #brownrice I then doused it in #hotsauce because I like to #feelpain The second part of this #post is my #workworkoutroutine. I walk two miles per work day before I hit the gym later. I’ve been advised by @jackasorusrex to get 10k steps a day so this is the #onlyway #dannydumbbells1230 #fitness #hotsauce #danny #dumbbells #1230