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What is that on the new Memphis basketball court?

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Penny Hardaway’s Memphis basketball program tipped-off the season by unveiling a new playing surface at Memphis Madness. The designers may have taken a few too many liberties to show off the hardwood.

Remember when something was wrong with the tongue of Kentucky’s Wildcat logo? That lapse in judgment cannot quite compare to what you see in the tiger-striped lanes. It doesn’t get any prettier from a different angle.

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You should not be too surprised. After all, Penny does just roll the balls out there.

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Article written by Nick Roush

"Look upon the doughnut, and not upon the hole." @RoushKSR

43 Comments for What is that on the new Memphis basketball court?



  1. AirForceOne
    2:07 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    Giant peckers!!!?? Seriously??



  2. KentuckyYankee
    2:12 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    Vaginas?



  3. KentuckyYankee
    2:12 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    Blue Waffles?



    • Dee
      7:56 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

      Bravo.



  4. CatManDo
    2:17 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    Their efforts to create a cool court were all in “vein”



  5. JASUN74
    2:18 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    I think it looks cool. Just rolls the balls out huh, now where have we heard that? Starting to sound like little jealous Louisville fans are about us. We are The Kentucky Wildcats man!!



  6. CMH23
    2:18 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    What happens when the cheerleaders do the splits at the top of the key?



    • sportsbird66
      4:31 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

      Then I guess we’d here Andrew Dice Clay say”Ohhhhh!!!!”



  7. Optional Facts
    2:31 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    I SEE IT NOW ?



  8. unbiasedfan
    2:39 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    Man let the Tiger itself be the lone mascot. Don’t ever try to change a Tiger’s stripes from black to blue. Because it you do, you see what you get!!!!



  9. Thetruthshallsetbennyfree
    2:39 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    That right lane is trying to give the tiger a mouth full.



    • Thetruthshallsetbennyfree
      2:40 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

      And the left lane, well let’s just say Penny did talk about teamwork.



  10. Newtype
    2:46 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    An overrated basketball team?



  11. TOMCATS1990
    2:49 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    Looks like the 93-94 UK BB shorts mixed in with the 96 Denim shorts.



  12. Miller45
    3:05 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    Horrific



  13. J-Dub421
    3:06 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    I’m not seeing anything untoward, but that floor is ugly. It’s too busy.



  14. maximumscott
    3:12 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    Nice gimmick. Courts dont win games



  15. maximumscott
    3:15 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    Its funny bc they think they are a blue bood haha



  16. BBNBRIAN
    3:17 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    Only missing the pink tip of the lane… oops… I meant top.



  17. Trey
    3:19 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    Wtf are y’all talking about??? I don’t see anything? Imagination much???



  18. Realme
    3:39 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    Hideous and embarrassing.



    • StuckinLville
      4:17 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

      Embarrassing is yalls dirty minds making nothing into something



    • sportsbird66
      4:33 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

      I totally agree



    • RealCatsFan
      7:43 am October 5, 2019 Permalink

      Hey, I happen to be proud of my dirty mind! Thinking like a 13 year old keeps me young. 🙂



  19. StuckinLville
    4:15 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    If you guys think the panes look like a penis, yall must have some really strange lookin ones. The wildcat tongue looked more like a penis than this.



  20. Ned T.
    4:26 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    I like it! But, I am one of the few people in the world who actually like visiting Memfrica.



    • Theverystableneverobstructingpowerabussivelessnondictatorpresedenttrump
      2:55 pm October 5, 2019 Permalink

      I see you’re still rooting for Memphis beau. By the way how are you.



  21. sportsbird66
    4:28 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    Looks sharp I think. Always hating



  22. sportsbird66
    4:32 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    I can’t see anything wrong with it. Help please?



  23. Walter White
    4:32 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    That’s a penis



  24. UKFanSC
    5:00 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    Phallac Hardaway.



  25. runningunnin.454
    5:07 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    O.K. KSR asked for it, here it is…those are blue throbbers; I only hope their balls aren’t blue.
    Told you, they asked for it…sorry, not sorry.



  26. Ridge Runner
    5:19 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    Whatever the hell ya make of it.. I’d hate to watch / stare at it for a whole game. Way too much going on in my opinion.



  27. CatsNationBBN
    7:09 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    a bunch of vaginas playing on weeniers



  28. Larkin123
    7:31 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    Cool….



  29. channell
    8:28 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    I get it. Blue vein throbbers, correct?



  30. VMI1957
    9:45 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    Instead of being known as the Memphis “Tigers” they are now the Memphis “Dicks”….



  31. catsarerunnin
    10:12 pm October 4, 2019 Permalink

    Penny petered out.



  32. RealCatsFan
    7:46 am October 5, 2019 Permalink

    Well, at least they didn’t put any checkerboard out there. 😉



  33. Theverystableneverobstructingpowerabussivelessnondictatorpresedenttrump
    3:08 pm October 5, 2019 Permalink

    That looks like Putin’s………………



  34. Caleb_CatFan_17
    9:06 am October 7, 2019 Permalink

    Tbh I think UK should do something similar to U of L and Memphis by doing a huge upgrade to the court when the Rupp Arena renovation is done. Heck! Maybe unveil a new court design with the newly renovated Rupp Arena!