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We have a new leader for Message Board Comment of the Year

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Commenter Dennis Reynolds over at the GYERO board on Rivals used the popular scene from A Few Good Men to mock the scandal going on at Louisville. I’m not a big message boarder, but I can’t imagine there are many submissions out there better than this:

Matt Jones: Coach Pitino, did you order the Whore Red?*

Pitino: You want answers?

Matt Jones: I think I’m entitled to.

Pitino: You want answers?!

Matt Jones: I want the truth!

Pitino: *You can’t handle the truth!*

Pitino: Son, we live in a world that has whores, and those whores have to be bought by coaches with Benjamins. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Drew Franklin? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Rod-Ni, and you curse the McGees. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Mega’s quick trigger, while tragic, probably won games. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, wins games. You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that whore, you need me on that whore. We use words like sex, drugs, strippers. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very basketball that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a whore, and have a go. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Matt Jones: Did you order the Whore Red?

Pitino: I did the job I…

Matt Jones: Did you order the Whore Red?!

Pitino: You’re Goddamn right I did!

Brilliant.

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

18 Comments for We have a new leader for Message Board Comment of the Year



  1. True Story
    4:49 pm October 8, 2015 Permalink

    I thought pRUSStitution was pretty good too. 😉 Too Russ-diculous?



  2. Poppschmidty
    5:09 pm October 8, 2015 Permalink

    BRAVO…it’s a shame that you all finally got the comment section working only to have to shut it down because like Prince once said; nothing compares….



  3. James K
    5:10 pm October 8, 2015 Permalink

    Drew this might interest you, maybe not, but coincidentally it came out today that Game of Thrones is recasting the role of the Red Priestess.

    Yeah this was not worth typing.



    • theWilkman
      5:15 pm October 8, 2015 Permalink

      No they aren’t. It’s another red priestess. There are many of them in Essos. Melisandre is safe.



  4. Not BRax
    5:16 pm October 8, 2015 Permalink

    Brax’s was better.



  5. Mark
    5:24 pm October 8, 2015 Permalink

    Now I’m convinced that the “L” sign the Card’s fans make actually stands for ‘two in the pink, one in the stink.’



  6. Kussy
    5:29 pm October 8, 2015 Permalink

    Drew your goofy. You want a cookie cuz your name was mentioned? Your a peckerwood. And yes I’m a Cat fan for life. Are you gonna ride Matt’s coattails forever?



    • Wait, WHAT?!?!
      7:41 pm October 8, 2015 Permalink

      Then why are you here??



    • Bourbon Breath
      8:00 pm October 8, 2015 Permalink

      Good lord someone doesn’t know your/you’re.



  7. Carditonic
    5:35 pm October 8, 2015 Permalink

    I’m going to ROFLMAO when the guido car salesman gets run out of the most sanctioned program in NCAA basketball history.

    There’s nothing to this and it’s all been pushed by IU and UK. I smell a blue rat.



    • James
      5:39 pm October 8, 2015 Permalink

      No Tarditonic, you smell a rotten skank hole.



    • CATandMONKEY
      5:44 pm October 8, 2015 Permalink

      Not even close to the most sanctioned program. Don’t let facts obscure your hatred. Guido? You do know your own coach’s heritage, right? Wait…probably not.



    • Dude
      7:41 pm October 8, 2015 Permalink

      Still not sure if serious, or……???

      Surely this dipshit isn’t serious….



  8. Zipp
    5:35 pm October 8, 2015 Permalink

    Matty Bangs is an idiot.



    • James
      5:40 pm October 8, 2015 Permalink

      Zipp molests collies and young boys.



  9. RealCatsFan
    5:47 pm October 8, 2015 Permalink

    I’m sitting here listening to Terry Meiners interviewing Pitino on the radio, and the things Pitino is saying is very eye opening. He is saying that he doesn’t know where McGee went wrong, and is pretty much acknowledging that something happened. Pitino also said he doesn’t know what stepping down would do to help the situation. That may not end up being his decision.



  10. RealCatsFan
    5:48 pm October 8, 2015 Permalink

    Gotta give Meiners credit for asking some very probing questions.



  11. tycobb
    6:47 pm October 8, 2015 Permalink

    I’ve seen better