Is Mountain Dew the next toilet paper?
In the middle of a global pandemic, you truly can never count out the most bizarre of news stories. With that being said, a couple visiting a Kroger’s supermarket in Louisville, KY last week was caught on camera verbaling abusing store employees over 552 cans of Mountain Dew. The two were trying to stockpile 23 cases worth of Mountain Dew, which the store denied.
The suspiciously green-colored (or is it yellow?) soft drink can’t cure you of the coronavirus, but it sure can create one hell of a viral video. The clip is a little over a minute long and includes two individuals that look, quite literally, exactly what you might think of when you initially saw this headline. Go ahead, picture them now and try to convince me that the gentleman in your imagination didn’t have a mini-version of his partner’s ponytail. Don’t lie. We were all thinking it.
Also, did they match on purpose or…?
After a brief interaction with one of the store employees, the lady Mountain Dew fanatic begrudgingly lobs two cases of the beverage back onto the conveyor belt before they both walk out with their heads high and mental healthy fully in check. A tremendous display of courage from this likely pairing.