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Vote for your favorite Louisville fan of the day

We have a friendly competition this morning between two Louisville fans who have no respect for their bodies. We’ll put their unique looks to vote in the comments section and whoever emerges victorious will receive a lifetime of failed job interviews and never-ending laughter wherever they are.

Happy voting. Good luck to both. Let’s get to it…

 

Up first we have “502 Head,” an oversized mural of blood red filth on the side of the skull. It looks like he went to the airbrushed t-shirt stand in Panama City and laid his head on the counter.

“I’ll take the letter L in Old English, my area code, the fluers-de-lis symbol, and the Louisville Cardinal, please. Extra red if you can.”

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Next we have “Cardinal-Bird-Firing-An-AK-47-While-Standing-On-Rick-Pitino’s-Head Leg Tattoo Guy.” We’ve seen his haunting Rick Pitino tattoo before, but I believe it’s the first time we’ve seen his AK-47-toting Cardinal and Denny Crum on the other leg.

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So who will it be, folks?

 

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

51 Comments for Vote for your favorite Louisville fan of the day



  1. RealCatsFan
    11:48 am January 15, 2014 Permalink

    Gotta give it to the guy with the head tattoo with the 502 area code for sheer idiocy. I hope for his sake they never split off his area code, or he might have to tow his trailer to a new spot.



  2. Brian
    11:49 am January 15, 2014 Permalink

    Has to be 502 Head. At least the other idiot can cover his legs



  3. Elleraiser
    11:52 am January 15, 2014 Permalink

    Don’t forget about Smokey the Bear on the other calf! He wins.



    • shot
      4:09 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

      I thought that was stokey the bear, thanks for the clarification



  4. Elwood Blues
    11:58 am January 15, 2014 Permalink

    If 502-Head’s tattoo were anywhere else, it would go to Cardinal-Bird-Firing-An-AK-47-While-Standing-On-Rick-Pitino’s-Head Leg Tattoo Guy.

    BUT…it’s on his head. The winner is 502 Head.



  5. BigBlue
    11:58 am January 15, 2014 Permalink

    Wow that is pathetic



  6. CATSCATSCATS
    12:04 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    Nothing like some U of L bashing to distract from a heartbreaking loss.



  7. Cat Fan In Georgia
    12:04 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    Years ago I worked in downtown Louisville and every few weeks I saw a guy with a UK logo prominently tattooed on his neck. So he must have worked or lived downtown. Stupidity cuts across all fan bases.

    That said, the guy with the 502 on his head wins…but is that really a tattoo?? It almost looks like a stick-on decal.



    • RealCatsFan
      12:46 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

      I’m not expert, but think a fresh tat has a shiny appearance like that one. Refer to the pictures of Pitino’s tat from last year for comparison – if you stomach can take it. I recommend only doing that on an empty stomach.



  8. jaws2
    12:05 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    Who gives a flying f*ck about these morons!



  9. ULosers
    12:06 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    OK #6, let’s talk about the win against UL then



  10. Weezee
    12:06 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    The AK-47 Cardinal not only totes an assault rifle but is smoking a joint at the same time. Haha. Priceless.



  11. L1Covermyhead4ever
    12:09 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    That seriously cant be a tattoo. Looks too fake and surely to God NO one is that stupid?!?! If so, 502 head tat guy wins not only this round, but the dumbest tattoo in the world award. Point. Blank. Period.



  12. trey
    12:12 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    Cardinal blowin smoke with the AK! Personifies their 5 core values.



  13. Kev
    12:17 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    Did the bird fire the AK-47 at Denny and blow out his eyeballs?



  14. fatkidineastky
    12:19 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    HOLY CRAP! Please let them do away with the 502 area code so this dork will have to explain it while in prison!!!! To his BOYFRIEND!



  15. Kentucky
    12:21 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    I’d rather punch myself in the taint then to vote for any of these.



    • Dribble-drive high-five
      1:51 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

      Ha, I kind of want to know how you punch yourself in the taint



  16. realme
    12:24 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    Contestant number one, hands down. I especially appreciate how the numeral 2 is on top of the red fluers-de-lis, but under the black outline. Number 2 is nice, but I don’t know why he wants a cardinal to shoot Crum.



  17. 9-asty
    12:25 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    I vote for KSR.



  18. Maximus
    12:35 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    Not that this makes it any better in any way shape or form, but it looks to me like the head tat is maybe a cover-up… maybe that’s why it is that large/ blood-red? I’m not one to give uofl fans any benefit of the doubt, but that could at least explain some of the insanity of that abomination.



    • RealCatsFan
      12:47 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

      What on earth could he possibly be trying to cover up with that thing? Can’t think of anything that could be worse than that.



    • Miss Nomer
      1:57 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

      I agree — I think it’s a cover up of a black outline Olde English L — which really makes no sense.



  19. rahrah
    12:35 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    Head job guy wins easily. Just one more reason to be ashamed of this city. Ugh.



    • ZombieLibrarian
      1:48 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

      You said ‘head job guy’……huh hu huh…..



  20. bigblueoval
    12:39 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    If only the cardinal had a line beard and an extra clip in a royal crown bag.



  21. James
    12:41 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is the greatest post in the history of KSR. Look at these ghetto DWEEBS!



  22. Jaybird86
    12:41 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    Head TAT! You cant hide that at all.



    • RealCatsFan
      12:48 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

      Actually, I guess he could let his hair grow out to cover most of it when he is applying for the late shift at the local Taco Bell.



  23. TAXman
    12:54 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    We need to find out what the 502 head tat is covering up. Because if this is better than what was on there to begin with, then this man has made more than one extremely poor choice.

    I love that Smokey the Bear is chilling on the other calf. Like it’s mocking the Cardinal “Hey, Cardinal, make sure you put that joint out properly, only you can prevent forest fires!”



    • BlueRedNeck
      1:12 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

      I have to wonder if there is much going on inside that cranium that it is covering up. 🙂



  24. Biglaw Dawgin'
    1:02 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    I need some answers from tattoo peeps before I vote. I was originally going to vote for 502 Head simply because AK-47 Leg could wear pants. Buuuut, is it possible for 502 Head to cover that up when he sobers up by letting his hair grow? Do any tattoo afficianados have an answer to this riddle?



    • BlueRedNeck
      1:08 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

      He better pray that he never develops male pattern baldness when he gets older and wants to find a respectable vocation. (OK, I know it’s a long shot that he will…)



  25. BlueRedNeck
    1:11 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    BTW, how can a bird fire a gun if they don’t have fingers?

    How can a bird have teeth?

    Why haven’t they passed a law to make tattoo parlors follow a 48-hour “cooling off” period before permanently disfiguring someone?



  26. dj
    1:15 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    Pretty sure McDonald’s and papa john’s doesn’t care about visible tattoos. Could be wrong on that but from what I’ve seen neither one is very selective. Kinda like how Pitino recruits now.



  27. C'mon Drew
    1:25 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    “fans who have no respect for their bodies” — says the guy who gulfs down Taco Bell everyday?



  28. Larry
    1:25 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    Drew,
    As I have said many times before: “You are the MAN”. Only you could come up with this. I have to go with the Filthy Head. All that red is enough to make a person sick. He probably puts his area code on top of his head in case he gets lost.Probably lives at the Jail downtown.I hate those filthy Cards! Good job!



  29. Bald Guy
    1:25 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    I wonder if this person will make it… anywhere… I mean how could someone this stupid find the bathroom.



  30. frank
    1:27 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    the pitino tat looks quite nice



  31. Citizens for a better world
    1:44 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    For my community service work, I am starting a fund to give both of these guys a vasectomy. Please, donate to help make this a better world!



  32. ZombieLibrarian
    1:49 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    That one guy’s not a very good UveL fan. Seriously, he has UK’s old coach tattooed on this leg.



  33. Lil c
    4:31 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    502 tat is definitely a cover up!!



  34. Buckets
    4:41 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    The bird firing the gun also has a cigarette in its beak. Classic.



  35. Ruppeat Offender
    5:13 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    I’d guess that the head tat is covering up an old english “L” that was done in prison. Otherwise, you’d never be able to cover up a black tat with a red/yellow one.



  36. mcann
    7:12 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    Drew, it is spelled “fleur” not “fluer”.



  37. Jloud
    10:25 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    Say wat u want. My lil bra a G. DieHardCard



  38. Jloud
    10:37 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    Our trailer drives has a motor of its own.. We just hop in and go.. OMG ITS A COVER UP!!!! And….. Was not done in prison. HATAZ THATS WHY UR NOT PROFESSION COMEDIANS! My bras HNIC.. Second to me.. How dare u.. Wack ass Kentucky fans I have pitty for u.. Go beat sum meat hataz



  39. Jloud
    10:46 pm January 15, 2014 Permalink

    Hey it’s Marcus here just so everyone knows yes it is a cover up and it’s not even done yet Adam and I are getting together in a week or so to finish the grey wash background so you haters set back and enjoy it



  40. HLCoverdale
    1:31 am January 16, 2014 Permalink

    So, what will the peckerhead do when the 502 area code has to change numbers when there are not enough numbers left in the 502 scheme?



  41. CardsFam
    1:37 am January 16, 2014 Permalink

    So this is what you guys do in your spare time. We only get like this around rivalry week! Little brother is in your head!