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UofL Offers Naming Rights To Cardinal Stadium Back To Papa John For The Price Of Petrino’s Buyout

Editor’s Note: The following was written by Harold Leeder, editor-in-chief of The New Circle Circular, Lexington’s #1 source of fake news you can’t count on.

To quote the Lion King, “the circle of life, it moves us all. Shimnya nabem da dab a da.” The University of Louisville, who used to play their home football games in Papa John’s Cardinal Stadium, removed the pizza mogul’s name from the side of the stadium after the former (you’d assume) best friend of Peyton Manning was outed for using racial slurs on a conference call. But now, the university has found itself in desperate need of around $13 million in order to buy out the contract of head football coach and volleyball enthusiast Bobby Petrino. The only way to raise that kind of money? Sell the naming rights to their football stadium. And, believe it or not, there is only one business owner with that kind of cash mixed with the enthusiasm for Crown Royal required to put their name on a football stadium in Louisville, John Schnatter.

“We are really in a weird spot here,” said a guy who agreed to answer our questions when we asked to speak to ‘not Tom Jurich but whoever the new guy is.’ The spokesperson continued, “we haven’t had to fire a coach for just being bad in forever; it’s usually for some other reason. If Bobby would commit a major NCAA violation or violate ethical and moral codes then we’d still have to give him a third strike but we’d at least be in familiar territory.”

Whoever it was we talked to continued, “the flip side was unprecedented too. We weren’t sure exactly how to broach the subject of offering the naming rights back to Papa John. There are so few cases where rich men have to actually face consequences for their actions, we didn’t know how long we had to wait before calling him or anything. We could find no other cases like this of a rich, white guy doing or saying something terrible and having anything taken away from him.”

The University has not finalized an official offer with the Papa, however, another football loss could speed proceedings along.

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Article written by Harold Leeder

7 Comments for UofL Offers Naming Rights To Cardinal Stadium Back To Papa John For The Price Of Petrino’s Buyout

  1. Luether
    8:10 pm October 9, 2018 Permalink

    Harold Leeder, you must be a Democ Rat…

    • UK Big Board Update
      8:37 pm October 9, 2018 Permalink

      You must be real mad.

  2. StuckinLville
    9:45 pm October 9, 2018 Permalink

    Pretty sure the Clippers owner did.

  3. loservilletard
    10:40 am October 10, 2018 Permalink

    please don’t post this garbage on KSR. If anyone wanted to read this crap they would go to his web site.

    • madarchitect
      12:37 pm October 10, 2018 Permalink

      ^^^Says someone who neglected to read the article…

    • loservilletard
      3:42 pm October 10, 2018 Permalink

      of course I didn’t read the garbage…duh….as soon as I saw who wrote it I knew is was crap and came straight to comments to once again to KSR to not post this crap on their site.

    • UK Big Board Update
      7:35 pm October 10, 2018 Permalink

      And it hasn’t worked yet. Keep trying though! LMAO