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UK fan steals tractor, runs from police and eats pavement

A man down in Florida didn’t make it too far after stealing a tractor from a 71-year-old. Police pulled the tractor over and began to handcuff the thief, who was wearing a UK hat, unfortunately; then he decided to make a run for it.

That was a bad decision.

The officer chased him for about 25 yards before pulling out his taser and shooting him in the back. He immediately went limp and face-planted into the concrete.

Tough look for Big Blue Nation here.

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

47 Comments for UK fan steals tractor, runs from police and eats pavement



  1. Stitch from Paris
    2:03 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

    At least it was in Florida…



    • ClutchCargo
      2:17 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

      Ha! Just another day in Florida.



  2. playmorezeppelin
    2:13 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

    You gotta be higher than Creed to think you’re gonna get away with that smh



  3. Realme
    2:18 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

    I’d like to see his face in the aftermath.



  4. RealCatsFan
    2:19 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

    Isn’t there a country song called “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy”? 🙂



  5. ClutchCargo
    2:24 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

    I love seeing a thief get tased and face plant on the pavement, regardless of the hat he is wearing. Bravo!



    • ClutchCargo
      2:43 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

      Also, he can’t be a UK fan. Only a Dookie could flop like that.



    • 4everUKblue
      3:37 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

      Now that’s funny clutch.



    • RealCatsFan
      9:58 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

      Dropped him like a sack of potatoes. 😀



  6. GoodGrevey
    2:26 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

    Clearly, he stole the hat first. ??



    • Bluebloodtoo
      3:34 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

      It was a salty UF fan throwing shade on UK (or at least that’s my own personal story).



  7. sincitycat
    2:34 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

    It could be worse. A few weeks ago in Colorado a man reported his wife and two daughters missing. He went on television pleading for them to come home. He was wearing a North Carolina Tarholes shirt.
    A couple of days later he was arrested for the death of his wife and two daughters. The North Carolina way, anyone.



    • Booby Petrino
      2:45 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

      I watched either Dateline or 48 Hours last weekend (I think it was Dateline tho) and it was about an Indiana teen being murdered a couple of years ago…brought the ex boyfriend in for questioning and he was wearing a UK hat and t-shirt. Of course he turned out to be the murderer.



    • ukcamel
      10:27 am October 4, 2018 Permalink

      Using a family’s gruesome murder to take a pot-shot over college sports is not a great look, either.



  8. Sentient Third Eye
    2:52 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

    Geez, I know Massey-Ferguson makes a good tractor, but there are better ways to get one…



  9. BTownUKFan
    2:58 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

    I’dgive the face plan TV an 8 for distance. Physical evidence of facial skid marks would earn him a 9.5.



    • ClutchCargo
      3:18 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

      He’s gotta have some serious facial road rash after that. Probably could find a mug shot somewhere to confirm that.



    • runningunnin.454
      4:00 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

      I found the mug shot…oh wait, that’s Bobby Petrino.



    • henderblue
      4:20 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

      He bit that asphalt hard



    • ClutchCargo
      5:05 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

      The sad part of this is that the taxpayers will be picking up the tab for his medical (and probably dental) care.



    • Luether
      5:20 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

      My sources have ID’d him as a registered Democ Rat…



    • 4everUKblue
      9:38 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

      Yeah but your sources are UofLittleBro idiots like yourself. Keep thinking it makes any difference to be Dem or Rep, and keep being part of the problem.



  10. CKTermy23
    2:58 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

    Dumb ass thanks for making the BBN look bad hope they feed you to the Gators.



  11. CKTermy23
    3:01 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

    Yeah it’s called get a job and buy one.



  12. Kat4Life
    3:03 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

    I would’ve probably taken that heist off road…….If the police wanted to chase me through a cornfield or pasture that would be up to them !!



    • Shredder
      3:11 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

      Haha did you see the dude swerving? His a$$ would be glued to a tree as soon as he made the first turn!



    • Bluebloodtoo
      3:35 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

      Or at least run through the trees so they can’t get a good shot…



  13. Bluebloodtoo
    3:33 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

    Omg…as painful as that was for the…suspect, it was a dam funny video.



  14. UKnowMe
    3:51 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

    “Florida Man” strikes again!



  15. runningunnin.454
    3:56 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

    If that was a Florida player, he would have murdered the owner.



  16. UK96Champs
    4:15 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

    Checked into this, it was a Louisville fan that lost a bet and had to wear a UK cap because he lost a bet. Come on guys, do your homework.



  17. CatManDo
    4:16 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

    Nothing screams you’ve made it like being handcuffed with a cigarette hanging from your mouth.



    • runningunnin.454
      8:12 am October 4, 2018 Permalink

      And, if your mother cusses out the state trooper with a Marlboro in her mouth, you might be…..
      Ha ha Foxworthy.



  18. bbnboy2012
    5:22 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

    Well. That didn’t seem necessary.



  19. sincitycat
    5:25 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

    At least it wasn’t a joint.



    • RealCatsFan
      10:00 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

      If he had a joint in his mouth, he surely would have been wearing a UL cap.



    • BGLawdog
      10:38 pm October 3, 2018 Permalink

      No, RealCat. A proper Louisville fan would never be caught smoking a joint. Philly blunts only



  20. Burrrr
    4:30 am October 5, 2018 Permalink

    ??



  21. Paw
    9:03 am October 5, 2018 Permalink

    He stole the hat to