Editor’s Note: The following was written by Harold Leeder, editor-in-chief of The New Circle Circular, Lexington’s #1 source of fake news you can’t count on.
Lost in the shuffle of Malik Monk and De’Aaron Fox declaring for the NBA draft was news that eSports Coach Mario Madden will face the lofty task of replacing his entire team after all of his players declared they would be leaving college early to play NBA2K17.
Recruiting should be easier now that construction has been completed on the new practice facility in the Mine Craft Center. While not the spectacle of basketball or football recruiting, eSports recruiting presents it’s own unique challenges. The NCAA is keeping a closer eye on eSports recruiting recently after news that a University of Louisville eSports recruit shook up and opened a bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red which caused the bottle to squirt to the ceiling.
Now that the players have declared they are leaving, fans will be able to meet their heros during their summer basement storming tour.