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UGA urges students to wear masks when they do sex stuff

Earmuffs, little ones. The adults need to have a grown-up talk.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Are they gone?

Ok good.

 

 

Sex. It’s a thing people do until they get married and college kids are big fans of it. Bad for stopping the spread of coronavirus (among other things), sex will be a big issue once students are back on campus because they can be monitored and distanced all day long, but when the sun goes down and the Black Cherry White Claws come out, all rules will go out the window.

At the University of Georgia, however, administrators are hoping at least one rule will be followed at all hours, in all circumstances: Masks. You have to wear them to go to class and at Georgia you have to keep them on while you’re getting to know your favorite classmates in a more intimate setting; say, for instance, during the most private moment two (or more) people can have together, the one to two minutes they are one.

At Georgia, if you’re doing things of that nature, whether it be with your significant other or a stranger you met an hour ago, you should consider wearing your mask because “heavy breathing and panting can further spread the virus.” It says so right here in Georgia’s “Covid-19 Considerations” for UGA students:

 

Georgia students are also encouraged to practice solo sex because YOU are your safest sex partner.

There will be no shortage of solo sex practicing throughout the dorms, but good luck with the no kissing and masks during sex.

[The Augusta Chronicle: UGA posts — then removes — COVID-19 sex advice]

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

15 Comments for UGA urges students to wear masks when they do sex stuff



  1. CJKAssassin123
    5:49 pm August 11, 2020 Permalink

    I can’t believe we’re actually having this conversation right now?



  2. Thetruthshallsetbennyfree
    5:58 pm August 11, 2020 Permalink

    Sex is private in college?



  3. nocode96
    6:18 pm August 11, 2020 Permalink

    In college, you can’t even get both parties to protect themselves from having unwanted babies, going to be real hard to get folks to follow this one. Although, it would be intriguing to see university staff try and enforce this.



  4. runningunnin.454
    6:43 pm August 11, 2020 Permalink

    HA HA HA HA. Georgia guys probably can’t last over 15 seconds; I think they’re safe. LOL
    Be creative; I like that. I had some class at UK in the early ’70’s; don’t even remember the name of it; but, the prof said there are 6 basic positions; some guy in the back said, “SEVEN”. The professor continued, “there’s missionary” and the guy in the back said, “that makes EIGHT”. The bulldog says there’s only one.



    • RealCatsFan
      10:50 pm August 11, 2020 Permalink

      RunninGunnin wins the internet tonight. 🙂



    • RealCatsFan
      10:51 pm August 11, 2020 Permalink

      Oh, and, BowWowWow Yippee-yo Yippee-yay!



  5. PensacolaCat
    8:33 pm August 11, 2020 Permalink

    Just wear the mask and stop asking questions! This includes during sex, at home by yourself, around pets in the park and in the shower.



    • RealCatsFan
      10:52 pm August 11, 2020 Permalink

      I thought it was illegal to have sex around your pets.



    • RealCatsFan
      10:53 pm August 11, 2020 Permalink

      But oh, wait – Georgia, that’s right.



  6. Ryan Lemonds Toupee
    9:07 pm August 11, 2020 Permalink

    Geezus



  7. Mr.Incognito
    9:18 pm August 11, 2020 Permalink

    This is hilarious.



  8. RealCatsFan
    10:55 pm August 11, 2020 Permalink

    This was the best thing I read all day! Thanks Drew!



  9. Rabbi Li
    8:49 am August 12, 2020 Permalink

    We use to put a bag over there head back when I was in college. Finally it’s become policy!



  10. Looother
    3:04 pm August 12, 2020 Permalink

    Definitely one of your better posts, Drew…



  11. satcheluk
    5:52 pm August 12, 2020 Permalink

    You might see an uptick in Furbee and cosplay sex. Why just wear a mask when you can have a full costume?