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Two Danville women arrested for stealing guinea pigs

A rather odd news story is making the rounds on the internet today, and it comes from my hometown of Danville, Kentucky.

According to Boyle County Police, on Friday night, two women — Isabelle Mason, 21, and Jaimee Pack, 19 — stole two guinea pigs from Pet Paradise, smuggling them out in an oversized purse. When the store clerk tried to stop them from leaving the parking lot, the woman in the passenger’s seat threw one of the guinea pigs out the window and the driver ran over the clerk’s foot. Thankfully, the clerk and the guinea pig are expected to be okay — phew! — and the women eventually turned themselves in. Both were charged with shoplifting, robbery, and cruelty to animals. Mason was also charged with first-degree wanton endangerment.

The guinea pig that wasn’t thrown out of the window is still missing. According to WKYT, the mother of one of the two women found an extra guinea pig at their apartment and brought it to the store to be identified, but it wasn’t a match.

Someone find that guinea pig!

[WKYT]

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

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18 Comments for Two Danville women arrested for stealing guinea pigs



  1. mashburnfan1
    5:49 pm November 18, 2019 Permalink

    Obvious looking at those 2 that taxpayer money is how they survive. Nice to see how much they appreciate it. What a Country.



    • cats646
      6:03 pm November 18, 2019 Permalink

      Yep. Smh.



    • Looother
      6:20 pm November 18, 2019 Permalink

      My sources say that both women were registered DemocRats. What a surprise…



    • satcheluk
      7:26 am November 19, 2019 Permalink

      Given that the vast majority of Kentuckians vote Republican and most of rural KY are Republicans tells me your sources are most likely wrong, but the fact that you would bring it up just shows was a Looser you are, so your name is bother ironic and appropriate.



    • catsarerunnin
      6:51 pm November 18, 2019 Permalink

      Yeah smashburn you should move to your home country. The United States of Douchebags.



    • cats646
      6:54 pm November 18, 2019 Permalink

      Lol



    • mashburnfan1
      7:46 pm November 18, 2019 Permalink

      see that runnin is another moron that does not like to hear the truth.



    • catsarerunnin
      9:37 pm November 18, 2019 Permalink

      A douchebag idiot talking about truth. Yeah ok lol.



    • 4everUKBlue
      7:54 pm November 18, 2019 Permalink

      Looother/Loooser is still a complete idiot and part of the problem in this country.



  2. Ridge Runner
    5:52 pm November 18, 2019 Permalink

    Guinea pig
    Pig, pig, pig, pig
    Guinea pig
    Pig, pig, pig, pig
    Guinea pig
    Pig, pig, pig, pig
    I don’t wanna be your guinea pig, pig, pig
    Beady eyes, fuzzy hair..baby



    • MacAssassin123
      6:19 pm November 18, 2019 Permalink

      Are you high?



  3. MacAssassin123
    6:19 pm November 18, 2019 Permalink

    I



  4. MacAssassin123
    6:21 pm November 18, 2019 Permalink

    I chopped it up cooked it and ate it and it was good too!!!



    • J. Did
      6:30 pm November 18, 2019 Permalink

      Couldn’t wait to serve them up for Thanksgiving Dinner?



    • MacAssassin123
      6:44 pm November 18, 2019 Permalink

      Nope!!! I got puntang for that!!!



  5. Cousins Fake Tooth
    6:38 pm November 18, 2019 Permalink

    By the looks of them, I am going to go out on a limb and guess, Trump isn’t their President.



    • cats646
      7:42 pm November 18, 2019 Permalink

      Safe bet



    • Looother
      9:40 pm November 18, 2019 Permalink

      Both registered DemocRats…