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Today on KSR: Doomsday for UofL?

For more than a week, fearful whispers filled the city of Louisville.  Yesterday, Dan Dakich (of all people) became the first to state the rumors publicly.  According to Dakich’s source “inside the room,” Louisville’s NCAA appeal has been denied, which means they’ll forfeit their 2013 title banner and the school will be fined $15 million.

A UofL spokesperson responded: “This is pure speculation. The NCAA will contact the university in advance of any announcement regarding the appeal. We have not been contacted by the NCAA.”

If Dakich is correct, the ruling could be released as soon as today.  If the spokesperson is correct, University-6 could hear from the NCAA as soon as today, making way for a Friday afternoon news dump.  Either way, Louisville’s day of reckoning is coming soon.  In other Louisville news…

Katina Powell Cited for Stealing a Toothbrush

According to Jason Riley of WDRB, Katina Powell and her daughter Lindsay were cited for allegedly stealing a toothbrush at Wal-Mart.  Worth $32, the citation of theft under $500 is a Class a misdemeanor.

That story sounds more like a mad-lib than news.  I think that means it’s time to switch gears.

KSR is going to the Mountains

Matt, Ryan and Drew have loaded up the KSR wagon and made way for the Appalachia.  Their adventure starts in Martin County, but they had to call an audible.  The radio show will now be at Giovanni’s Pizza on 3256 Blacklog Road.  It’s your last chance to see the gang before they get to Morgantown for the Big 12/SEC Challenge.

Cal, Huggins Preview the Match-up

Before they meet on the court, the coaches will take the mic — technically, the phone.  This morning the SEC and Big 12 are hosting teleconferences.  I have a feeling John Calipari will still be fired up; who knows what we’ll get from the Huggy Bear, but I’m sure it will be electric.

Herro Heading to the Hoops Summit

The future Kentucky shooting guard may have been spurned by the McDonald’s All-American Game, but Nike is paying attention.  Herro announced on Twitter he will be one of twelve representatives for Team USA when they take on international competition April 13 at 10:00 p.m. ET in Portland.

A Busy Slam Cover

My eyes can’t handle everything that’s happening in this picture of Boogie and The Brow.

College Basketball on TV

Time Game Network
7:00 No. 25 Michigan at No. 3 Purdue ESPN
7:00 Morehead State at Murray State ESPNU
8:00 Penn State at No. 13 Ohio State BTN
9:00 UCF at No. 17 Wichita State ESPN2
9:00 South Florida at Tulane ESPNU
10:30 Cal at UCLA FS1
11:00 BYU at No. 16 St. Mary’s ESPN2

Food for Thought

This should get the wheels turning to start your day.

I’m making my case for the golden eagles and the wolf pack, and not just because I’m a fan of the Starks.  The aerial advantage provides a distraction while the wolves take care of business with wise teamwork on the ground.  Who are you taking?

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Article written by Nick Roush

"Look upon the doughnut, and not upon the hole." @RoushKSR

42 Comments for Today on KSR: Doomsday for UofL?



  1. Mathlete
    9:22 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

    I’m with you on the golden eagles, they’re actually known to swoop down and pick up bear cubs, deer, wolves, etc (there are some impressive videos online of such attacks if you’re into that). Even the hunter could only take out so many of them before he’s done for.

    If you only get the number of animals in the multiplier, and not the number in the picture x the multiplier (eg 45 wolves – 3 in the picture x15), I would go lion pack over wolf pack provided it’s a mix of lions and lionesses (the females are the real hunters in lion packs). If you get 45 wolves, I’d have to go wolf pack too.



  2. RackEmWillie
    9:23 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

    If you can pick the same thing twice, I’m probably going to pick 2 humans with guns. If not, then it’ll be a human and some wolves. Wolves are fast, and so are bullets, so I like my odds.



  3. za
    9:32 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

    Grizzlies are my #1 overall pick



    • unbridled
      10:23 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

      Yeah if you don’t select grizzlies…you have a death wish. Need the grizzlies



  4. shelby
    9:41 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

    Grizzlies and wolves; i’ll sit back and watch the carnage…then feeling guilty i will make a donation to peta



  5. MiggityMike
    9:48 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

    Give me the Hunter and the 3 Grizzlies.



    • MiggityMike
      9:49 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

      Although 10,000 rats is pretty crazy…………………….



    • MiggityMike
      9:51 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

      No matter what, you’re gonna die, no matter what you pick.



  6. Biglaw Dawgin'
    9:50 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

    I think I’d have to go with the Hunter and 5 Gorillas, depending on what type of guns and ammo he had. Let the gorillas fend everyone off while the hunter picks them off quickly one shot at a time. If it was just like a regular shotgun that held 8 shells, I’d definitely change this choice. But if it were unlimited shotguns or unlimited ammo like a video game, I think he’d give you the best chance as long as the gorillas could keep him alive. Why am I typing this?



    • Smyrna_Cat
      10:08 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

      What if the “them” also has guns and are shooting your gorillas, and at you.



    • ClutchCargo
      10:16 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

      “Them” are all of those animals. No other guns or ability to use them.



    • Biglaw Dawgin'
      10:24 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

      Read the rules, Smyrna Cat, geez.



  7. CATandMONKEY
    9:52 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

    Assuming unlimited ammo: I will take the hunter and lions.



  8. nathan.smith539
    9:53 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

    I’m going with the rats as my first overall pick that means it will be about 230 rats per ground animal and sheer numbers give them the advantage. Then I’m going with the human because I don’t want him to be attacking me and if he has a shotgun he is the only one who could defend against the Eagles.



    • Smyrna_Cat
      10:06 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

      Isn’t this an obvious pro-gun graphic? And the problem is that, yes, guns can defend, but guns can also threaten and kill us. I haven’t been attacked by any of those animals. I have threatened twice by guns. Fortunately I have not been shot at … most of us on here can say that … most of the ones shot at are dead and no longer can post.



    • unbridled
      10:27 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

      Smyrna cat……never mind.



    • EdC
      10:54 pm January 25, 2018 Permalink

      First thing I thought is that the overrun factor for the rats is huge and I like your take on the other team not having the guns.



  9. jimmer
    9:54 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

    10k rats. Let them spread disease and everyone/thing dies.



  10. jos_ros_
    9:59 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

    i was thinking grizzlies and gorillas but the thought of 50 eagles continually swooping in sounds intense



  11. daveswartz
    10:00 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

    human with gun and 4 lions



  12. AwesomeBillFromDawsonville
    10:03 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

    Wolves and gorillas. No doubt.



  13. Smyrna_Cat
    10:04 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

    And whether the guns are aimed AT you.



  14. ClutchCargo
    10:12 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

    The hunter and alligators and go get on an island. What do I win? 🙂



    • Smyrna_Cat
      10:14 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

      A slow, ugly death when the gators turn on you!



    • ClutchCargo
      10:18 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

      Read the directions. They are defending me.



  15. cats646
    10:22 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

    I’m takin 5 gorillas and 4 lions all day. Your probably gonna die no matter what but that would be fun to watch till you kick the bucket?



  16. ukbradstith
    10:22 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

    Rats and Eagles. 10,000 is a heck of alot. The hunter couldn’t get a shot off if numerous Eagles were swooping down and mauling him to death. The thousands of rats could hopefully cover all the animals enough for me to escape.



  17. JoeMoney333
    10:28 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

    The Golden Eagles are the most underrated animal based on the comment sections. They are a must. Everything else is up for debate for #2.The Golden eagle is a 3′ bird that has a Horizontal flight speed of 80 MPH and a dive speed of 150 MPH. Oh yea, and they can fly.



    • Mathlete
      10:34 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

      And they’re hyper-aggressive. Golden eagles are known to swoop down, pick up bear cubs, fly up, and drop them for laughs. I’d rather have that kind of crazy on my team, personally.



    • JoeMoney333
      10:39 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

      Birds, in general, are some of the most aggressive animals on the planet.



  18. BigBogee
    11:04 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

    Wolves and lions. Nuff said.



  19. KentuckyBoy
    11:15 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

    Give me the Eagles and Wolves all day.



  20. dsims0004
    11:27 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

    10,000 mice and 15 wolves. Point. Blank. Period.



  21. Blue Jesus
    11:35 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

    The problem as I see it is you have to take the hunter, because you can’t risk going up against the hunter with so many formidable animals to hide behind. But what kind of gun? How much ammo? If he has one clip he still basically destroys your chances (unless you go the numbers route–rats, eagles, etc.), but pick him and he’s useless in one minute.



  22. Blue Jesus
    11:51 am January 25, 2018 Permalink

    I didn’t think there was a topic in the world that could keep us from discussing the Louisville scandal, but, well, here we are.



    • Mathlete
      12:15 pm January 25, 2018 Permalink

      I don’t want to pile on ULittlebro today… I’m starting to feel bad for them lately and it’s more fun when I don’t empathize with our rivals.



  23. Bluebloodtoo
    12:21 pm January 25, 2018 Permalink

    gators and wolves… Quantity and armor.



  24. BoogieDMC
    12:27 pm January 25, 2018 Permalink

    I’ll take the gun and the bears. The bears would give me enough time to shoot myself so I didn’t have to be eaten alive. I’m sure you’re eaten alive in every scenario.



  25. sp
    12:55 pm January 25, 2018 Permalink

    I would take the eagles and the rats. I don’t think you guys are appreciating how many 10k rats would be. And while all the other animals are being overrun and fending off 150-200 rats all over them, the eagles would be swooping down and messing their stuff up. A gun would do anything against the combined ground and air assault.



  26. Bobbum Man
    2:58 pm January 25, 2018 Permalink

    A $32 tooth brush?!?



    • EdC
      10:57 pm January 25, 2018 Permalink

      LOL wonder if she could defeat them all with a toothbrush. She brought down a bunch of stupid looking cardinals with teeth with her pen.