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The Worst Wedding Ceremony in the History of Matrimony’s Tuesday News and Views


It is supposed to be a beautiful thing when two people who love each other get together in front of friends and family to tie the knot. But an obsession with Tennessee football and too much orange has always been known to ruin a good thing — and weddings are no different.

That was the case over the weekend when Two die hard Vols fans got married in the most disgusting ceremony ever captured on camera. The wedding featured a replica UT football field, invitations in the form of game tickets, and a cake that I wouldn’t eat if it were the only piece of food I had to stay alive. See for yourself:






Unholy matrimony.

Let’s blue it up a little bit in here with tonight’s News and Views.


The SEC released its future football schedule rotation and I can’t wait eight years before we tailgate in Oxford again.

UK learned its 12-year rotation of non-division opponents on Monday, concluding with the 2025 season, seen below:

2014 at LSU
2015 vs. Auburn
2016 at Alabama
2017 vs. Ole Miss
2018 at Texas A&M
2019 vs. Arkansas
2020 at Auburn
2021 vs. LSU
2022 at Ole Miss
2023 vs. Alabama
2024 at Arkansas
2025 vs. Texas A&M

If you’re a teenager, do everything you can to get in game-shape for that 2022 stop in Oxford, Mississippi. TRUST ME. If you’re a parent of a teenager, it’s not too early to educate them on what lies ahead in The Grove. I’m going to be too old to get the full experience and that’s really upsetting. I couldn’t eat tonight I was so heartbroken.

The trip to Tuscaloosa in two years will be pretty fun, though. Go ahead and put me down as the first to call the upset.

There is new hope to see John Wall and Anthony Davis in the rafters.

KSR just learned that the requirements for having a jersey retired in Rupp have changed, leaving hope for one-and-done stars to one day see their jerseys hanging in the rafters. The player still must be a member of the Kentucky Athletics Hall of Fame for five years before being considered, but the Kentucky Athletic Hall of Fame no longer requires a degree from UK for induction. That opens the door for Calipari stars like John Wall and Anthony Davis to get the recognition they deserve. Rex Chapman should be a #DoneDeal, too.

Joe B. Hall has pretty lofty expectations for the 2014-15 Kentucky Wildcats.

Beisner, Mark Krebs and the KSTV crew were in Louisville on Monday for the Louisville Legends golf tournament and Krebs caught up with Joe B. Hall, who had an interesting comment about the upcoming basketball season. Coach Hall told him, “I think it’s going to be the greatest year ever.”

Mister Cobble already leaving Denver.

Cobble’s run with the Broncos was short-lived as the former Kentucky defensive lineman was handed his release papers Monday when the team trimmed its offseason roster. Cobble signed an undrafted free agent contract last week but was sent home before OTA offseason workouts.

The NBA Draft lottery is less than 24 hours away.

We’ll soon get a better idea of who will be landing where in June. I’m praying to the NBA Gods that Utah ends up with the first or second pick so Jabari Parker can go there and marry several women and disappear forever.

Stay off the road when Patrick Patterson is listening to Michael Jackson.

Jacob Tamme’s “Swings For Soldiers” is back for a fifth summer.

Everyone’s favorite former UK tight end will host his fifth annual Swings For Soldiers golf scramble this summer to raise money for Homes For Our Troops. There are limited spots available so hurry up and get signed up if you would like to play. This year it will be held at University Club in Lexington on Monday, July 14 and I’m hearing some big names will be in town to participate and raise money for the great cause.

For more information or to participate, sponsor or donate, contact [email protected] or visit

The KSR statewide tour has its schedule.

Kentucky Sports Radio is packing up its faulty equipment and hitting the road this summer for a tour of the show’s affiliates across the state. Some of the locations are still TBD, but the schedule of stops is as follows:

Mon June 23: Prestonsburg
Tue June 24: Whitesburg
Wed June 25: Pikeville
Thu June 26: Williamson, WV
Fri June 27: Shelbyville

Mon June 30: Paintsville
Tue July 1: Columbia
Wed July 2: TBD
Thu July 3: Whitley City

Mon July 7: Bowling Green
Tue July 8: Leitchfield
Wed July 9: Morgantown
Thu July 10: Somerset
Fri July 11: Glasgow

Mon July 14: Monticello
Tue July 15: London
Wed-Fri : Peach Jam in South Carolina

Mon July 21: Owensboro
Tue July 22: Morganfield
Wed July 23: Madisonville
Thu July 24: Hopkinsville
Fri July 25: Paducah

Mon July 28: Danville
Tue July 29: Fort Wright
Wed July 30: Maysville
Thu July 31: Lexington
Fri Aug 1: Louisville
Ryan Lemond and I will split the co-hosting duties and I’m looking forward to seeing everyone on my portion of the tour. I’m tentatively scheduled for the first week plus Paintsville, then Monticello, Madisonville, Lexington and Louisville with Ryan. Of course Matt will be at every stop and I know he’s very excited to get out and see everyone as well. Mark your calendar if you’re near any of the places on the list! And we’ll need lunch recommendations! Why am I yelling?!

Goodnight, everybody!

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

23 Comments for The Worst Wedding Ceremony in the History of Matrimony’s Tuesday News and Views

  1. lesigh
    10:40 pm May 19, 2014 Permalink

    That bride has blow-up potential; Humphrey is going to look like a UT linebacker after a year of marriage.

  2. UK
    10:55 pm May 19, 2014 Permalink

    The video of PPat is phenomenal. Good Lord I miss so many of these guys.

  3. Dingus
    11:03 pm May 19, 2014 Permalink

    I just threw up in my mouth a bit. This is cringeworthy. Tennesse Football is like that girl you knew in high school who THOUGHT she was a ‘9’ but was really about a ‘6’. Pure delusion.

    • Heh...
      11:58 pm May 19, 2014 Permalink

      So says the loser kid that gets beat up in the bathroom everyday.

  4. Carl's Bad Cavern
    11:03 pm May 19, 2014 Permalink

    Considering my last 4 marriages… I pass no judgement. Good luck to the happy couple. Had this wedding been immersed in big blue we would have hoisted it upon our internet shoulders and applauded.

    • Catgrad7072
      7:37 am May 20, 2014 Permalink

      Exactly right. This actually seems tasteful and classy compared to some of the UT stuff that gets posted.

  5. Slappy
    11:07 pm May 19, 2014 Permalink

    Clay Travis said that wedding was “classy.” Bahahaaa!

  6. Slappy
    11:12 pm May 19, 2014 Permalink

    This may be controversial for some UK fans, but I don’t think Wall deserves a spot in the rafters. I think if you’re a one-and-done, a minimal requirement should be a Final Four. I love Wall, one of my top 3 in the Cal era, but I don’t think he earned it. JMO.

    • Drew Franklin
      11:43 pm May 19, 2014 Permalink

      The counterargument is he made it cool to go to Kentucky again. I don’t really lean either way. If they do it, cool. If not, ok. Davis deserves it though.

  7. Casper
    12:01 am May 20, 2014 Permalink

    What would the greatest year ever be?
    Has UK ever gone undefeated and won the championship?

    • Morehead Cat
      9:32 am May 20, 2014 Permalink

      No, but they should’ve. Rupp’s ’54 team went undefeated with Hagan, Ramsey, etc. but the NCAA didn’t let graduate students (like those two) compete in the tournament. With them ineligible, Rupp declined the tourney invite. The ’78, ’96, and ’12 teams all had 2 losses with their title that’s the closest we’ve ever came to a banner and an undefeated record

  8. Heath Raymer
    1:07 am May 20, 2014 Permalink

    Is Patrick driving on the wrong side of the car?

  9. Sam Pollock
    5:40 am May 20, 2014 Permalink

    Did your Dad see this?

  10. Kentucky
    7:16 am May 20, 2014 Permalink

    KSR should never post crap like this and if so it should be really little.

  11. Kentucky
    7:18 am May 20, 2014 Permalink

    Except for that Patterson video.

  12. Shut up liberals.
    7:57 am May 20, 2014 Permalink

    Shut up, liberals.

  13. UKBlue!
    8:21 am May 20, 2014 Permalink

    No Rex. Delk, Shep, all are over due.

  14. TylerH
    8:56 am May 20, 2014 Permalink

    You can never be too old to get the full experience of the grove.

  15. Jeremy B
    10:04 am May 20, 2014 Permalink

    While you all are in Prestonsburg, you got to try The Brickhouse out. Great food!

  16. So, Drew, you don’t mind throwing up the “L” for the cameras but you couldn’t eat a piece of that cake? I agree with #4 and “Catgrad7072”. It doesn’t look like this is something that’s going to wind up on “My Big Fat Redneck Wedding”.

  17. Cayts
    10:16 am May 20, 2014 Permalink

    I suppose the groom is posing as Charles Woodson beating out Peyton Manning for the Heisman Trophy. Because UT has exactly zero heisman winners.

  18. DS
    10:30 am May 20, 2014 Permalink

    Weird Mormon jab

  19. Luther
    1:23 pm May 20, 2014 Permalink

    Next week Mister Cobble takes a job in Louisville working the night shift as a security guard…