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The lawsuit against Johnny Manziel is absurd and has to be fake

A woman is seeking $25 million in damages from Johnny Football in a lawsuit that includes allegations of naked selfies with a hot dog bun prop, a ménage à trois with Dr. Drew, nude pics of Jadeveon Clowney, private dances at LeBron James’ “crip” and so much more.

There is no way this is serious, but it has been filed in Florida and is worth a look for entertainment. Some of you will forever associate Manziel with “Long John Silver” and “Vienna Sausage” after reading it.

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Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

9 Comments for The lawsuit against Johnny Manziel is absurd and has to be fake



  1. J-Dub421
    10:33 am May 23, 2014 Permalink

    This woman’s writing and grammar are a scathing indictment of the public education system in this country.



  2. rahrah
    10:59 am May 23, 2014 Permalink

    Is it bad that I would believe it if it were about Jameis Winston?



    • memphis
      11:10 am May 23, 2014 Permalink

      Remember, the stolen crab legs were just youthful ignorance. The guy who can’t put three logical words together on camera blamed youthful ignorance.



  3. Clayton
    11:00 am May 23, 2014 Permalink

    Sounds like she wanted a real life Wolf Of Wall Street night.



  4. Charlie Sheen
    11:21 am May 23, 2014 Permalink

    Amateurs.



  5. Ira D. Combs
    11:25 am May 23, 2014 Permalink

    I’m wondering exactly how many people have experienced the Matt Jones burger that has become so popular in eastern ky. and rumor has It there may be a new item come June featuring Matt’s little side kick ………….. ??????



    • Bill Brassky
      12:23 pm May 23, 2014 Permalink

      Go home Ira you’re drunk



  6. Long Dong Silver
    12:22 pm May 23, 2014 Permalink

    KSR can’t even get my name right…DANG!



  7. SwampThing
    1:28 pm May 23, 2014 Permalink

    Same thing happened to Blake Bortles. Teddy Bridgewater is actually listed as a co-plaintiff. The letter seems to have been sent out of Louisville.

    http://www.sbnation.com/2014/5/16/5724134/blake-bortles-lawsuit-teddy-bridgewater-steroids