Forty-four miles in to his 50-mile journey, Shannon the Dude became the No. 1 trend on Twitter. Thanks to KSR fans, #STDWalk moved past #FridayFeeling, #VoteForBidenHarris, and Postmaster General Louis DeJoy, who is currently testifying before Congress in topics trending in the United States.
As you might imagine, people outside of the Big Blue Nation are a little confused:
#STDWalk ohhh I thought chlamydia was getting a fundraiser
— JaeTheGent (@MrJae16) August 21, 2020
I thought #STDWalk was something like raising awareness for sex related health and education
— Rick (@Rickmilli87) August 21, 2020
#STDWalk so the way to stop stds isn’t just to walk! We need drastic measures! NOBODY CAN SMASH UNTIL STDS ARE GONE!
— G???? ???d ? (@SPNM773) August 21, 2020
Regardless of your religious affiliation. If you want to actually end STDs it does say in the Bible to have one partner and love them for all your days on earth. If we did not give into lust we could in all STDs this century #STDWalk
— Aaron (@AnderAero) August 21, 2020
Damn I thought #STDWalk was bout marching fo a cure to my crabs issue but it’s just politics ?. Maybe one day there will be a cure to all this agony i sit in all this itching and burning.
— Shtinky! ??? (@aufdatop) August 21, 2020
#STDWalk walking straight to the clinic.
— just tired (@unclenonotouch) August 21, 2020
You could stop acting like a bunch of immoral pigs, use a little self-control, and this wouldn't be necessary. Try adulting. #STDWalk
— Ig (@Ig_Bricker) August 21, 2020
This may be my favorite thing we’ve ever done.
— Shannon The Dude (@ShannonTheDude) August 21, 2020