As millions of people wake up wondering how they’ll make their next mortgage or rent payment, Papa John wants you to look inside his mansion.
The Papa Castle, he calls it, is a 10,000 sq. ft. home in Anchorage, Ky., where the people too rich to live in the Louisville city limits live. It was built almost 30 years ago, but Captain Tone Deaf thought the middle of a recession would be a great time to show off his sculpture of two birds having sex in his foyer. (That should settle the debate that he’s 100 percent UK now, unfortunately.)
In the first episode of Papa’s TikTok tour we see the gigantic sculpture clock that only an asshole could love. From there we go to the library, where he writes letters, he says, and then the million-plus viewers are left with a cliffhanger! We have to wait for Part 2 to see the rest of his humble abode.
Ugh, the suspense is killing me! Show us your voice-controlled bidet right now, Papa! I bet it shoots fresh garlic butter.
I guess we’ll find out in Part 2!