What is the worst first day you can remember on a job? For me, I started a job at a big law firm and forgot to shave, leading an attorney to bring an old rusty blade and 30 year old foam into my office and tell me that I would need to head to the restroom before the end of the day. However that day looks peach compared to that of 49 year old Lori Ann Hill of Wagoner, Oklahoma, who came to the first day of school drunk and not wearing pants. According to police, Hill came to the first day of high school and was found disoriented in an empty room, smelling of alcohol and without pants. She was then taken away by police, and is now expected to not return to her position.
Well at least she is a fine looking woman.