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Oklahoma Teacher Shows Up to First Day of School Drunk, Pantsless

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What is the worst first day you can remember on a job? For me, I started a job at a big law firm and forgot to shave, leading an attorney to bring an old rusty blade and 30 year old foam into my office and tell me that I would need to head to the restroom before the end of the day. However that day looks peach compared to that of 49 year old Lori Ann Hill of Wagoner, Oklahoma, who came to the first day of school drunk and not wearing pants. According to police, Hill came to the first day of high school and was found disoriented in an empty room, smelling of alcohol and without pants. She was then taken away by police, and is now expected to not return to her position.

Well at least she is a fine looking woman.

Article written by Matt Jones

39 Comments for Oklahoma Teacher Shows Up to First Day of School Drunk, Pantsless



  1. There's still hope...
    9:42 am August 7, 2014 Permalink

    She could always go get a job teaching at UofL, they would welcome her with open arms probably.



  2. polley
    9:48 am August 7, 2014 Permalink

    It’s a hard life being Droopy the Dog’s mom.



  3. Eddie Griffin
    9:50 am August 7, 2014 Permalink

    DAT face lol



  4. Eddie Griffin
    9:51 am August 7, 2014 Permalink

    BTW I heart is down again



  5. What's the big deal?
    9:56 am August 7, 2014 Permalink

    I’m sure her quadruple chin covered her sensitive regions.



  6. KevinM
    9:56 am August 7, 2014 Permalink

    Matt, your razor sponsor just tugs at your heart of the hard lessons you learned in life.



  7. bluetooth
    9:57 am August 7, 2014 Permalink

    a handsome woman , a sturdy woman …….. whats the deal with iheart . this sucks



  8. King Kelly Coleman
    10:00 am August 7, 2014 Permalink

    She looks like Trash Heap from Fraggle-Rock

    http://i.ytimg.com/vi/p4dZ2jDP_k4/0.jpg



  9. WorstEver
    10:08 am August 7, 2014 Permalink

    What could be worse than cursing on the news on your first day, then completely butchering your opening line?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL3sZaJ8qiA



  10. DH
    10:15 am August 7, 2014 Permalink

    She’s a Cabbage Patch Kid all grown up!



    • secretagent0014
      1:02 pm August 7, 2014 Permalink

      Ha! More like a Garbage Pail Kid. It amazes me that I have ever been turned down for any job when I see stories like this.



  11. "Work" is a relative term
    10:23 am August 7, 2014 Permalink

    Did you ever have that dream where you show up at school and you forgot to put on your pants? And also you were drunk? And also you were the teacher? And then it wasn’t a dream?



  12. Karl Malone
    10:23 am August 7, 2014 Permalink

    Wasn’t quite ready for summer vaca to end.. I get it.



  13. Redrum
    10:25 am August 7, 2014 Permalink

    Looks like 1/2 the crowd at Rupp.



    • Redrum's psycotherapist
      10:49 am August 7, 2014 Permalink

      Redrum! We found your mother! Gee this explains a lot about you. I now know why you won’t leave your mother’s basement. Totally get it redrum. This is why you seek attention on message boards! That and being the low life slug you are. We have just had the breakthrough we were looking for.
      I might be able to get your confidence up enough for you to come out, but it is unlikely I can ever help you to become a contributing member of society.



    • UKfan
      11:13 am August 7, 2014 Permalink

      What’s up Rectum. Looks like your mom revived her role from the Drew Carey show. You must be so proud.



    • Redrum
      12:56 pm August 7, 2014 Permalink

      Thanks, fellas! I appreciate the support.

      How’s that football thing working out for the kitties?



  14. UKCincy
    10:30 am August 7, 2014 Permalink

    Drunk…OK
    No pants…I just lost my appetite.



  15. Quasnik
    10:30 am August 7, 2014 Permalink

    Did’nt know Miss Piggy was a teacher.Looks like she and Kermit spent a wild night out on the town.



    • BlueRedNeck
      11:08 am August 7, 2014 Permalink

      I was wondering what Miss Piggy had been up to since The Muppets went off the air.



  16. JoeWalsh
    11:06 am August 7, 2014 Permalink

    It’s hard to leave when you can’t find the door!

    Also, SexNNursingHomes’d hit it!



    • DH
      11:50 am August 7, 2014 Permalink

      Yes, he would. And he’d be proud to talk about it. Dunno where he is these days, but I sure hope he’s in a good place



  17. Jack
    11:31 am August 7, 2014 Permalink

    “…….and is now not expected to return…..” Wouldn’t bet on that. If OK has teacher’s unions and she has any tenure, she may very well be back.



  18. beavis
    11:31 am August 7, 2014 Permalink

    Teachers union will get her job back for her.



  19. beavis
    11:33 am August 7, 2014 Permalink

    Jack,,,,great minds think alike



  20. Eric
    11:34 am August 7, 2014 Permalink

    That face is the definition of cherubic.



  21. ScratchFan
    11:52 am August 7, 2014 Permalink

    Maybe she can homeschool Ryan.



  22. Kermit
    12:01 pm August 7, 2014 Permalink

    I know I have seen her swimming in the Bahamas!!



  23. Aaron
    12:11 pm August 7, 2014 Permalink

    I’m sorry is that against the rules because no one mentioned anything about having to be sober and wear pants in my job interview?



  24. Black Guy
    12:21 pm August 7, 2014 Permalink

    Matt Elam



  25. STEVE!
    1:18 pm August 7, 2014 Permalink

    That seems a bit extreme. The first day is usually just a half day. She could have made it through.



  26. kes
    1:39 pm August 7, 2014 Permalink

    She looks better than 99% of the women from eastern ky



    • Booyah
      1:56 pm August 7, 2014 Permalink

      Seeing as miss Kentucky is from eastern Kentucky, what does that say for your wife?



  27. rich
    1:51 pm August 7, 2014 Permalink

    Bet she appeals to the school board and gets her job back.



    • Retired
      3:37 pm August 7, 2014 Permalink

      If she was in Jefferson County, she would have a position at the board Monday morning.



  28. Tom Tom Cats Fan
    1:53 pm August 7, 2014 Permalink

    Bobby Petrino on a plane heading to Oklahoma to offer her a scholarship to UL. Jurich Ok with it because although the police say she was drunk, Jurich talked to her, she looked him in the eye, and told him she wasn’t. Bingo. She’s now an L1C4 for life!!!!



  29. Skinny Rich
    3:31 pm August 7, 2014 Permalink

    I wanna know: Who was the first to notice? I can understand looking away, or closing your eyes. But looking DOWN??? What were ya thinkin????



  30. Judge J
    4:58 pm August 7, 2014 Permalink

    Judy foomped her!



  31. William Buxton
    5:54 pm August 7, 2014 Permalink

    I’m gonna out on a limb here and say she was the home ec teacher.