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Note to Self: Don’t Park In Urban Meyer’s Spot

It is estimated that in US cities 1/3 of all land area is made up of space designated for parking your car. But by God in the city of Columbus there is one 10×20 space you had better not leave your car lest you feel the wrath of one Urban Meyer. The above photo is what the high-strung football Coach did this morning when he arrived to campus and found someone in his favorite place to park. With a concrete on the right side and in front there is simply no easy way for the driver of the Jeep to escape. Meyer has them pinned worse than Alabama in the Sugar Bowl.

I guess if you win the National Championship you can do just about anything you please in the Buckeye state. I heard one time someone was in Coach Cal’s spot at the Craft center and they had the Miata airlifted out and dropped in the middle of New Circle road. Life is good when you’re one of the best coaches in the game.

Article written by Andrew Cassady

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12 Comments for Note to Self: Don’t Park In Urban Meyer’s Spot

  1. Andy
    9:38 pm June 15, 2015 Permalink

    That’s just BS. IF the spot is open then it’s open game. Meyer needs to pull his head out of his ass or get there earlier.

  2. Barry Bigsby
    9:49 pm June 15, 2015 Permalink

    Who woulda thought Urban Meyer is a jerk!? 0_o

  3. Rixter
    10:42 pm June 15, 2015 Permalink

    If you drive a Jeep, and you are blocked in in this situation, they you do not need to be driving a Jeep.

    • blairato
      8:12 am June 16, 2015 Permalink


    • CatfaninCinci
      8:22 am June 16, 2015 Permalink


    • sdcro
      1:01 pm June 16, 2015 Permalink

      any car would be able to get out of that, there’s plenty of room

    • Colorado Cat
      5:17 pm June 16, 2015 Permalink

      Beat me to it. No self respecting Jeep owner would get stuck THERE.

  4. Ukalum92
    2:22 am June 16, 2015 Permalink

    I am guessing that Jeep could easily push that car out of the way….at least it would have if I had been driving it…..

  5. Blue_Cat75
    7:49 am June 16, 2015 Permalink

    It’s a Jeep, up and over!

  6. The Original WTF Guy
    8:57 am June 16, 2015 Permalink

    Urban Meyer may be the biggest asshole in college sports.

    “An Outside the Lines investigation of 10 major football and men’s basketball programs found that the University of Florida had the most athletes — 80, or 24 percent of its rosters — named as suspects in more than 100 crimes from 2009 to 2014. But along with having the most athletes involved in alleged crimes, Florida also had the most repeat offenders.”

    I know Meyer left UF in 2010 but he recruited most of the thugs that were there during the time of the analysis.

  7. Stone Cold
    1:25 pm June 16, 2015 Permalink

    If you want me to “monster truck” this little piece of crap car give me a HELL YEAH!

  8. FlySoup
    1:27 pm June 16, 2015 Permalink

    I’m glad he’s teaching those young athletes how to be pompous jerk offs