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Morning commute interrupted by rogue goat on New Circle

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Luke Bryan isn’t the only asshole ruining traffic flow in Lexington this week. This morning, a rogue goat wandered onto New Circle Road, interrupting the morning commute.

According to the Central KY Scanner account, the goat kept getting into traffic between Harrodsburg and Versailles on New Circle. It was finally caught shortly before 9 am on Dunkirk Drive, per the Herald-Leader. The chase lasted several hours.

Once it was captured, and embarrassed by the problems it caused, I’m told the intruder had a sheepish grin on its face.

Thank you. I’m here all week.

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

25 Comments for Morning commute interrupted by rogue goat on New Circle



  1. catapult
    11:48 am October 7, 2015 Permalink

    When I first saw this headline I thought it must be Tipton!



    • Horny Goat
      12:25 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

      Upon capture the goat explained……..”Just trying to find the UL basketball dorm. Rumor has it, there is a “horny party” (no pun intended) scheduled to take place there tonight. Thought I might “hook..er” up with a hot Nanny!



  2. Luke
    11:49 am October 7, 2015 Permalink

    Just out of curiosity Drew. What kind of music do you like?



    • theSkinny81
      11:57 am October 7, 2015 Permalink

      I think pretty much anything that doesn’t have Luke Bryan in it… and I’m with him.



  3. Dude
    11:56 am October 7, 2015 Permalink

    Face palm…..

    I’ve lived in Lexington, pretty much inside the circle, for 25 years +/-, and I’ve never SEEN a goat in this city…. how does this happen? LOL



  4. john
    11:59 am October 7, 2015 Permalink

    No wonder Lexington PD has such a hard time solving a crime. It takes them several hours to catch a goat.



  5. Duncan
    12:00 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    There must have been two of them. At 07:15 on New circle and Old Frankfort pike it was laying dead in the road.



  6. Joanne
    12:00 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    Drew with the jokes. Oh ewe!



    • Drew Franklin
      12:06 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

      Nice! That’s the best one I’ve herd.



    • Rajonrondo9
      12:09 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

      Haven’t heard a Baaaad joke from you yet!



    • Drew Franklin
      12:21 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

      And another one! I hope more people flock to the comments section.



    • Dude
      12:39 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

      If you think this is funny, you’ve had the wool pulled over your eyes.



    • Auburn Coach
      1:03 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

      His name is “Scape”. We sent the goat to Lexington for the game next week. We will need him if we lose.



    • inside info2
      1:41 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

      you mean his name is “Escape”. If you have been on the site for awhile you would know the correct spelling.



    • Jewelielou
      5:13 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

      I herd it caused quite a few problems.



  7. Draco
    12:16 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    Why the vulgar language? Don’t we want this website to be kid friendly?



    • theWilkman
      3:00 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

      This comment isn’t getting the attention it deserves. Bravo



  8. CatSinceBirth
    1:36 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    Was planning on making a joke about Tipton and the goat, but decided against insulting the goat. I will admit, both the goats face and Tipton’s are faces only a mother could love.



    • BtownUKFan
      2:43 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

      Wow. Now that you mention it, slap a pair of wire-flame glasses on the goat and he is a Tipton dopelganger.



  9. Blue barber
    2:16 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    More content……..less language.



    • Ha!
      11:48 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

      Asshole



  10. Tommycatsfan
    3:33 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    I heard it was walking from Louisville back home after attending UL recruiting parties over the weekend.
    Baaaah! Her name is Goldie, also known in the Ville as Bam, Wham, Hot Mutton and Cotton Tail. Just sayin….



  11. Tommycatsfan
    3:34 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    Pitino just cried himself to sleep again….



  12. Auntie Em Effer
    5:35 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    Should have run it over (and pissed off the slim/stanni goat phukers).



  13. Tyler
    7:22 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    I think a goat designed that cluster fluck of a road…..