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Miami’s new punter… What would it take for you to fight him?

The University of Miami signed a new Australian punter yesterday, Louis Hedley, and he does not look like most punters. Scratch that. He does not look like any other punter ever. Not one punter in the history of punting has looked anything like Hedley, which is why he is a popular man on the internet today after his signing ceremony.

Just look at that neck tattoo. Ray Guy and Jeff Feagles couldn’t pull that off. And that mustache? You won’t find many of those on a college campus. How old is Hedley anyway? I think he worked in the mines with my dad back in the day. Matter of fact, I know he did. Dad used to tell me stories about him all the time.

Anyway, now that you’ve seen Hedley, the alleged college punter, and you know that he’s not an extra from Oz, I want to ask you: What would it take for you to fight him? Just a hypothetical scenario because, obviously, we do not condone fighting around here. But what would it take for you to square up with him? Spit in your face? Kick in the driver’s side door on your new F-150? Murder your whole family?

I wouldn’t even make eye contact with that guy in church. I am jealous Miami got him though. He looks like a good guy to have on your side.

 

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

20 Comments for Miami’s new punter… What would it take for you to fight him?



  1. KyZoneBlitz
    11:30 am February 6, 2019 Permalink

    He ain’t nothing, I’d whoop his butt…. just a secret, but tattoos and large arms doesn’t mean you automatically know how to fight, in most cases, it means they don’t know how… I would take his lunch money…



    • IndianaSucks
      12:56 pm February 6, 2019 Permalink

      Highly unlikely. My money is definitely not on you brother.



  2. ClutchCargo
    11:37 am February 6, 2019 Permalink

    On a punt return, and you only have that punter to beat… you’re screwed.



    • J-Dub421
      12:37 pm February 6, 2019 Permalink

      Maybe he’s slow, and you could just outrun him?



  3. crwally
    11:43 am February 6, 2019 Permalink

    Guarantee Miami runs more fake punts than any team next year



  4. StuckinLville
    11:45 am February 6, 2019 Permalink

    Sure he’s not a linebacker? Definitely looks the part.



  5. kuhlkat
    12:34 pm February 6, 2019 Permalink

    Whenever I see a weird post I know it’s Drew before I even look



  6. RealCatsFan
    12:46 pm February 6, 2019 Permalink

    Dude looks like a bad dream, but you never know – might be a teddy bear.



  7. SuperTroy18
    1:13 pm February 6, 2019 Permalink

    If we face Miami in a bowl somehow, and Lynn breaks through on a return, I’m taking Bowden every time. If he doesn’t shake the guy, (which he would,) he’d stiff arm that dude into next week.



  8. Wilfred Smith
    1:19 pm February 6, 2019 Permalink

    Ray Guy was a BMF.



  9. Walter White
    1:39 pm February 6, 2019 Permalink

    Cant stop a double leg



  10. JASUN74
    2:57 pm February 6, 2019 Permalink

    About two beers and a smart ass comment from him should do it. No beer if he was being a real prick. A mean look if I was in a bad mood!! Ink doesn’t scare me one bit. I’d say he is a pretty tough guy, but I’ve fought tougher guys than him just to get to a fight.



    • N-UR-i
      3:25 pm February 6, 2019 Permalink

      Be better if his Dad had named him Sue. Then I would have serious concerns.



  11. N-UR-i
    3:29 pm February 6, 2019 Permalink

    Tequila. Last time I had tequila I punched a police horse.



    • CoachCat
      3:41 pm February 6, 2019 Permalink

      Lmao!!!! That was you????



    • N-UR-i
      5:48 pm February 6, 2019 Permalink

      Sadly. Not my finest moment.



  12. Cousins Fake Tooth
    4:11 pm February 6, 2019 Permalink

    Sorry but a bunch of tats don’t make you a badass.