The University of Miami signed a new Australian punter yesterday, Louis Hedley, and he does not look like most punters. Scratch that. He does not look like any other punter ever. Not one punter in the history of punting has looked anything like Hedley, which is why he is a popular man on the internet today after his signing ceremony.
Just look at that neck tattoo. Ray Guy and Jeff Feagles couldn’t pull that off. And that mustache? You won’t find many of those on a college campus. How old is Hedley anyway? I think he worked in the mines with my dad back in the day. Matter of fact, I know he did. Dad used to tell me stories about him all the time.
Anyway, now that you’ve seen Hedley, the alleged college punter, and you know that he’s not an extra from Oz, I want to ask you: What would it take for you to fight him? Just a hypothetical scenario because, obviously, we do not condone fighting around here. But what would it take for you to square up with him? Spit in your face? Kick in the driver’s side door on your new F-150? Murder your whole family?
I wouldn’t even make eye contact with that guy in church. I am jealous Miami got him though. He looks like a good guy to have on your side.