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Meet the 2014 Ryan Lemond Derby field

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The field for the second running of the Ryan Lemond Derby has been set and he managed to avoid pairing some of the worst assignments with the race favorites. 24 hours of Ryan Lemond radio on WLAP has the best odds, paired with California Chrome, while 24 hours with Kentucky Joe is a longshot at 50/1.

See the entire field below:

DERBY HORSE WHAT RYAN HAS TO DO
Vicar’s In Trouble (30/1) Dance with the UK Dance Team in Rupp Arena
Harry’s Holiday (50/1) KSR tattoo
Uncle Sigh (30/1) Full-body wax while on air
Danza (10/1) Walk from Waddy to Lexington
California Chrome (5/2) 24 hours of Ryan Lemond Radio on WLAP
Samraat (15/1) Live remote at Hooters, wearing a Hooters uniform
We Miss Artie (50/1) Wear a 60s basketball uniform
General A. Rod (15/1) Shannon The Dude’s choice
Vinceremos (30/1) 20-minute interview with Saul Smith
Wildcat Red (15/1) Dance with Dancing Guy in Rupp Arena
Pablo Del Monte (50/1) Spend an entire day with Kentucky Joe
Dance With Fate (20/1) Bag groceries with John Short
Chitu (20/1) Play running back against a high school defense
Medal Count (20/1) Five-minute stand-up routine
Tapiture (15/1) Volunteer at a homeless shelter
Intense Holiday (12/1) Nothing (He’s free)
Commanding Curve (50/1) Dress as Bobby Petrino at UofL game
Candy Boy (20/1) Tased by a police officer on air
Ride On Curlin (15/1) Milk Gallon Challenge
Wicked Strong (8/1) Set up a lemonade stand on Nicholasville Road

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

19 Comments for Meet the 2014 Ryan Lemond Derby field



  1. mwillis
    3:45 pm May 1, 2014 Permalink

    Come on Pablo! You have to wear a helmet cam all day too.



  2. Old Codger
    3:51 pm May 1, 2014 Permalink

    I hope General A. Rod wins so Shannon The Dude can puke in Ryan’s mouth and feed him like a baby bird.



  3. Steve
    3:53 pm May 1, 2014 Permalink

    I’d like to see him with the neck brace and a road rashed face at a birds game. Let’s go Commanding Curve!!



  4. Mike13w
    4:12 pm May 1, 2014 Permalink

    Please god be play running back versus high school team.



  5. inside info
    4:20 pm May 1, 2014 Permalink

    Didn’t this get “cancelled” last year?



    • Haha
      4:24 pm May 1, 2014 Permalink

      He chickened out when there was an excess of water.



  6. inside info
    4:24 pm May 1, 2014 Permalink

    Other websites are reporting Cal is interviewing for Lakers job.



    • Haha
      4:25 pm May 1, 2014 Permalink

      Nope, read again. They report that the Lakers will reach out to Cal.



  7. Zach
    4:25 pm May 1, 2014 Permalink

    Let’s go General A. Rod. I would like to see Shannon the Dude’s choice be Ryan’s walk from Waddy to Lexington, while doing a 24 hour Ryan Lemmond remote, with Kentucky Joe, in a Hooter’s outfit where upon his finish he receives a full body wax.

    No one said Shannon the Dude’s choice couldn’t be to combine a number of tasks.



  8. Better Call Saul
    4:39 pm May 1, 2014 Permalink

    I’m not saying things will work out for Vinceremos, but I will say that Mike Ehrmantraut *isn’t* dead, and he has taken an interest in this particular pony.



  9. Derek E
    4:40 pm May 1, 2014 Permalink

    Come on Candy Boy



  10. JaredCarterIsMyHomeboy
    4:47 pm May 1, 2014 Permalink

    A 24 hour Lemond radiothon is just what the doctor ordered.



  11. Jesus H. Chrysler
    5:01 pm May 1, 2014 Permalink

    A Samraat victory equals orange nut-huggers & pink lipstick. Besides…he’s probably already got that in his “closet.”



  12. vator32nh
    5:13 pm May 1, 2014 Permalink

    Come on Candy Boy. Not much funnier than somebody getting Tased.



  13. Ralph
    5:14 pm May 1, 2014 Permalink

    Wildcat and red in one name. Conflicting! Don’t like the thought of that mixture.



  14. Physician
    5:42 pm May 1, 2014 Permalink

    As a doctor who has dealt with trauma and patients who have been tased, I’d recommend against that as an option. Although very rare, there can be serious adverse reactions including death. Not sure that’s one worth doing.



  15. DesignatedDrinker
    6:08 pm May 1, 2014 Permalink

    Please let it be Candy Boy, and please record it.



  16. Calipari's Blue Ballers
    6:18 pm May 1, 2014 Permalink

    Candy Boy it is



  17. mike b
    7:22 pm May 1, 2014 Permalink

    Don’t be tasing Ryan. You ever looked up how many people have been killed or seriously injured by tasers? Are you really that clueless or do you hate him that much? Ryan needs to stay away from you sadists.