According to Nashville’s WSMV, Tennessee is getting a new state logo and the company that designed it should be charged with robbery. Like, all of the robbery. Infinity counts of robbery. Send everyone on the payroll to Rikers Island or San Quentin or Guantanamo Bay. They shouldn’t be allowed to breathe free air ever again.
The new logo, seen above, came with a $46,000 price tag, reports WSMV. It will eventually be on all official state letterheads and signage.
Better idea: I’ll sell them my design for $1.00 and they can put $45,999 toward meaningful projects. Clean up the state. Implode Neyland Stadium. Cut the cost of hotel rooms at the SEC Tournament. Fly in more bachelorette parties on weekends in Nashville. Do whatever, just don’t pay $46,000 for a red box.