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Man snuck into LSU football stadium with a prostitute

We have an interesting story from down in Baton Rouge, where a man was arrested for sneaking into LSU’s Tiger Stadium.

Lucien Hamilton from nearby Brusly, La. climbed a mechanical ladder to make his way into the stadium. The kicker? He brought a prostitute with him.


Lucien Hamilton, 36, of Brusly, La., was charged with unauthorized entry into a place of business and solicitation of prostitution, according to an Affadavit of Probable cause. Private security guards at the stadium on Monday reported the pair exiting a vehicle and walking toward the stadium.

Hamilton admitted to police he entered the stadium by climbing around a locker hatch on a mechanical ladder leading to a restricted area, and also to soliciting prostitution. He was arrested near the ladder, according to the report.

This is crazy. Who in their right mind would sneak a prostitute into a university athletics facility? That’s absurd! I can’t imagine anyone sneaking a prostitute onto a college campus and into a building used by an athletics program. Prostitutes and college sports? Those don’t mix! Lucien Hamilton has to be the only person who would bring a prostitute around an area built for student-athletes. This wouldn’t happen anywhere else, and if it did, it would only happen in football. Nobody would ever sneak prostitutes into a basketball facility. Impossible. But if they somehow could, I would hope they’d be severely punished if they didn’t accept responsibility or used a tragedy to deflect the whole situation in their public statements. What am I talking about? This is all hypothetical, fantasy talk stuff. It would never happen.

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

6 Comments for Man snuck into LSU football stadium with a prostitute

  1. zanraid
    8:26 pm July 12, 2017 Permalink

    I see what you did there.

  2. Kat4Life
    8:44 pm July 12, 2017 Permalink

    Boggles the mind…….

  3. bdmnky81
    9:01 pm July 12, 2017 Permalink

    I feel like you are trying to reference something but…..

  4. Go_Wildcats_Go
    9:16 pm July 12, 2017 Permalink

    Priceless . . . though the prostitutes were not.

  5. binarysolo
    9:31 pm July 12, 2017 Permalink

    The prostitute needed the mechanical ladder’s help to squirt to the ceiling.

  6. collier187
    9:36 pm July 12, 2017 Permalink

    Was the guy originally working for Louisville?