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Make America Stoney Again!

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A new ticket was introduced in the presidential race today inside the lobby of a small apartment complex in downtown Cleveland, steps away from the Republican National Convention. It is the Stoney-Franklin ticket of the Free Speech party, and as the newly appointed Vice President nominee, I’m here to tell you Stoney Burke is the man to lead this country.

Here’s what Stoney, author of Weapon: Mouth Adventure in the Free Speech Zone, had to say to KSR today:

— He doesn’t like Donald Trump.

— He’s going to build a wall around billionaires. It will be on wheels and the billionaires will pay for it.

— He is pro-marijuana.

— He wants to take all of the money in the country and turn it into twenty dollar bills. Everyone will then get twenty bucks and everything will cost twenty bucks in his Twenty Dollar Economy.

Watch Stoney’s first (and probably only) video interview outside the RNC:

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

4 Comments for Make America Stoney Again!



  1. Realme
    4:47 pm July 18, 2016 Permalink

    You guys have my vote.



  2. david8577
    4:51 pm July 18, 2016 Permalink

    Far more likable than Obama, Clinton, and Trump. Make America not a dumpster fire again.



  3. Patches
    5:01 pm July 18, 2016 Permalink

    How disgusting does it get when a UK sports related program gets into the dirty business of politics. I know that Matt Jones is a hard core Liberal and wants any chance to spout his opinions along with Ryan his puppet. This format just keeps hitting new lows. Like him or not Kentucky is Trump country and I am sure that makes this group taste the bile in their mouths.



    • WKUWildcat
      7:10 pm July 18, 2016 Permalink

      Patches you take this way too seriously. This all satire. Ryan is not Matt’s puppet. Matt probably wishes Ryan was a puppet so he wouldnt say so much dumb stuff.