A new ticket was introduced in the presidential race today inside the lobby of a small apartment complex in downtown Cleveland, steps away from the Republican National Convention. It is the Stoney-Franklin ticket of the Free Speech party, and as the newly appointed Vice President nominee, I’m here to tell you Stoney Burke is the man to lead this country.
Here’s what Stoney, author of Weapon: Mouth Adventure in the Free Speech Zone, had to say to KSR today:
— He doesn’t like Donald Trump.
— He’s going to build a wall around billionaires. It will be on wheels and the billionaires will pay for it.
— He is pro-marijuana.
— He wants to take all of the money in the country and turn it into twenty dollar bills. Everyone will then get twenty bucks and everything will cost twenty bucks in his Twenty Dollar Economy.
— Drew Franklin (@DrewFranklinKSR) July 18, 2016
Watch Stoney’s first (and probably only) video interview outside the RNC: