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LSU freshman likely out for the season after fighting a glass window in the football facility

LSU’s Trey Lealaimatafao is likely out for the year after suffering a gruesome injury in the team’s weight room yesterday. The freshman defensive tackle was upset over an argument with his girlfriend and took it out on a glass window between the weight room and indoor practice facility. According to NOLA.com, the glass “tore through” his bicep, leaving the bone exposed for all to see. (Excuse me while I vomit.) Initial reports said he was facing a possible arm amputation, but that has since been retracted.

There is a lesson in this for all of you young men out there: Don’t punch glass. And don’t let a female get you down, especially if you’re a freshman in college. There are too many fish in the sea.

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

28 Comments for LSU freshman likely out for the season after fighting a glass window in the football facility



  1. sick with it
    4:08 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

    If I was a college football player (especially at LSU) I would have 5 different girlfiends of all nationalities. What an idiot.



  2. All the News Fit to Make Up
    4:10 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

    Really?! Initial reports said he might lose his arm to amputation?’ I’m no medical expert but I’m thinking no matter how gruesome the cut the odds of this are worse than the chance this guy is a good boyfriend. The news media are no more reliable than my barber and that’s just pitiful.



    • soggyUKgradd
      4:40 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

      Reports stated that the bicep was completely severed, which means there was most likely damage to the brachial artery. In cases when ligation of the brachial artery occurs above the profunda brachii artery, there is a 50% rate of amputation. If ligation occurred below the pba, amputation rate is 25%.



    • Musehobo
      4:51 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

      …Crickets

      “I’m no medical expert”

      No, no you’re not.



    • jman3715
      4:52 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

      Yeah, what he said.



    • technicolor yawn
      4:58 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

      Haha, this may be the funniest response to a comment I have ever seen. Ever. And I waste a lot of time reading comments.



    • All the Stats to Mislead
      11:02 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

      While those stats may be accurate for ligation (although that’s highly debatable) what he failed to mention is ligation is the last choice for a severed brachial artery and a relatively rare treatment for this type of injury and thus actual chance of amputation is dramatically lower. Incidentally if you read what soggy wrote it’s clear he thought ligation was the injury rather than an alternative for treatment. Just sayin’.



    • soggyUKgrad
      11:30 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

      Ligation is when the artery is severed in a way that cannot be repaired and therefore must be tied off. It is a rare treatment when the brachial artery is severed as this artery can be severed even in routine breaks of the humerus…however, since the initial reports indicated that the arm might be amputated, it is safe to assume that the surgeons had some difficulty reconnecting the brachial artery. *drops mic, walks off stage*



  3. BigBlueSexMachine
    4:10 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

    See his face and that hand gesture? It means “idiot” in sign language



    • Stoob
      4:16 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

      I mean, right? Enforce the fact that you’re a complete and utter moron by looking like one in a pic at the hospital. You can’t fix stupid.



    • Roofus Howls
      5:12 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

      He was probably so full of pain medicine when that picture was made that he would have made Chane Behanen (sp?) look sober by comparison.



  4. I get it
    4:20 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

    On the one hand, he’s an idiot. On the other hand, he’s in some sort of cast and sling.

    But seriously, as a general rule of thumb, punching things is great stress relief. Usually, worst case scenario is a broken hand. He seems to have gotten particularly unlucky in his act of stupidity. Gotta feel bad for him, no matter how dumb he was.



  5. gordonm
    4:21 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

    If you get enough age on you, being an idiot is being human.



  6. J-Dub421
    4:22 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

    What a moron!! I sincerely hope this kid is good at football and heals well because he’s obviously dumb as a rock. If football doesn’t work out for him, he’ll be asking “Do you want fries with that?” for his career.



  7. SoCal Will
    4:23 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

    Roid rage??



    • bluemanchew
      4:34 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

      Seen a guy do the same thing. And it was because of roid rage. He split his hand in half. Think dr spock but halfway down your hand.



  8. UKBlue
    4:26 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

    The women strike again



  9. James K
    4:55 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

    Every guy knows somebody in high school that punched a wall and messed his hand up. I knew like five, actually. Never heard anything as dumb as this.



  10. bige
    4:58 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

    Probably Manti Teo’s ex-girlfriend striking again.



  11. James K
    4:59 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

    And I agree on being a freshman and not getting bent out of shape about ladies. If I could go back to that time frame and tell my 18-year-old self one thing, it would be to not date and just have a non-stop good time.



    • J-Dub421
      5:13 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

      Look at the dude, it’s not like he’s going to have his pick of women, football player or not. He’s overweight, unattractive, and obviously stupid. He should try to hang on to his girlfriend.



  12. gordonm
    5:00 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

    Movies and games show people going thru glass with little injury.



  13. 2mites
    5:00 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

    Is this really the mentality that Les Miles recruits. How does anyone this dumb expect to make grades good enough to even stay on the football team. Then the racial hand sign to top it off.



  14. gordonm
    5:05 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

    Word is UNC has a plan.



  15. arlo
    5:26 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

    what does that sign mean that a lot of college athletes seem to flash? seriously, i guess i’m just of touch or blissfully ignorant. anyone?



  16. gordonm
    5:34 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

    A person with that kind of injury is under heavy medication. A person might do anything under those conditions.



  17. Mr Mackey
    5:51 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

    Roid Rage is bad. Mmmmkay?



  18. Trey Lelayinmofo
    10:01 pm July 22, 2014 Permalink

    Take that stupid glass! Don’t ever get between me and my lady!