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Louisville’s Top DJ’s Are Refusing To Spin At Board Member Inauguration


Editor’s Note: The following was written by Harold Leeder, editor-in-chief of The New Circle Circular, Lexington’s #1 source of fake news you can’t count on.

Today, Governor Matt Bevin announced his appointments to the University of Louisville’s Board of trustees, and already the City of Louisville’s most popular DJ’s are taking to twitter to announce their boycott of the board’s pending inauguration.

The Governor, known for missing parties that he himself plans, is claiming that he isn’t concerned with a lot of the events potential big name entertainers backing out. “This is going to be one of the biggest and best inagurations of all time,” sitting University President Neville Pinto said. “If there’s one thing we excel at here at UofL, it’s swearing.”

Bevin explained that the names on the marquee won’t matter, as long as the Inauguration has all the pizzazz one comes to expect from a Matt Bevin party.  He explained, “If Louisville’s top DJ’s don’t want to perform, we’ll find cover artists willing to fill in, and we’ll call it the Right-To-Spin movement. I know President-Elect Trump and he and I both agree, it’s not a real party unless there’s someone doing 1’s and 2’s.”

Some noted cover DJs have been contacted already on behalf of the inauguration planning committee, “The list includes the likes of Stephanie Tanner, who’s been known to cover for her sister DJ,” a source close to the Governor told us. The spokesman said “In theory the board is responsible for oversight for not only the school’s administration but also the University’s integrity and reputation,” to which DJ Sisyphus replied “Good luck with that.”

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Article written by Harold Leeder

15 Comments for Louisville’s Top DJ’s Are Refusing To Spin At Board Member Inauguration

  1. loservilletard
    10:40 am January 18, 2017 Permalink

    please don’t put this garbage on KSR. Its not funny, not entertaining, and has nothing to do with sports.

    • UK Big Board Update
      1:41 pm January 18, 2017 Permalink

      U mad.

    • UK Big Board Update
      1:53 pm January 18, 2017 Permalink

      It makes you angry that people think Bevin and Trump are idiots. Deal with it.

    • Luether
      3:02 pm January 18, 2017 Permalink

      It’s just hateful Democrats doing what hateful Democrats do…

    • RealCatsFan
      3:27 pm January 18, 2017 Permalink

      Next thing you know, you will be saying that SNL is “terrible” too… 🙂

  2. WatchutalkinboutWillis
    10:50 am January 18, 2017 Permalink

    I have noticed there are less CM Tomlin posts and I miss them. I thought the very first post by Harold Leeder was funny…since then they have all been terrible.

    • WatchutalkinboutWillis
      11:47 am January 18, 2017 Permalink

      I looked back and there have been a couple I have found mildly humorous they were sports related. Not any that were political.

  3. madarchitect
    11:36 am January 18, 2017 Permalink

    While not even remotely funny, this is still a better post than anything that has to do with The Bachelor.

  4. GeraldFitch
    12:16 pm January 18, 2017 Permalink

    Stop posting these. PLEASEEE. KSR just turned into every other media outlet in the nation.

  5. GeraldFitch
    12:24 pm January 18, 2017 Permalink

    If anybody at KSR needs help finding the “Delete” button on a keyboard I am readily available for advice. Also I know how to remove Facebook pages and delete Twitter accounts. Please contact me ASAP so here in the state of Kentucky we no longer have to sustain the eye gouging poop fest that is “The New Circle Circular”.

    • RealCatsFan
      3:25 pm January 18, 2017 Permalink

      I suspect that our soon-to-be commander in chief might need some help with that Twitter account deletion thingy in the next few months…

  6. Realme
    1:33 pm January 18, 2017 Permalink

    You guys know you don’t have to read the articles you don’t like, right?

    • UK Big Board Update
      1:41 pm January 18, 2017 Permalink

      You just blew their tiny little minds.

    • RealCatsFan
      3:26 pm January 18, 2017 Permalink

      But then they wouldn’t have something to bitch about, and that would ruin their day. 😉

  7. loservilletard
    4:05 pm January 19, 2017 Permalink

    Realme, you have to read them to know you don’t like them….duh