Editor’s Note: The following was previously published on The New Circle Circular, Lexington’s #1 source of Fake News You Can’t Count On.
A video of a woman’s racist tirade at Louisville’s Jefferson Mall went viral on Wednesday, and while the content is disturbing to watch, the biggest victim appears to be the woman’s nine-year-old grandson Brandon, who was forced to find out the hard way that not only is his grandmother a racist pile of garbage, but that his Christmas gift from her was purchased at JCPenney.
“I asked her for a new game for my Playstation,” Brandon told us, “but it’s pretty clear from the video that all she got me was some socks or maybe a shirt or something, and that she’s a horrible racist.”
While it’s uncertain from the video what caused the obvious Trump voter’s bigoted rant, her words are being universally criticized.
“You’re probably on welfare,” said the woman who’s probably on Social Security.
Also drawing criticism is the lack of reaction from the other shoppers in line, who stood by and said nothing while the woman hatefully berated the two women in front of her.
“That’s just the policy at Jefferson Mall,” one customer told us. “The customer’s always alt-right. Also, this was that lady’s third racist tirade so far that day, it just happened to be the first one we got on camera. We don’t have the iCloud storage to capture them all.”
Brandon is not looking forward to unwrapping the gift at his family’s Christmas get-together in a few days.
“If there’s one thing I know about Christmas,” he said, “it’s that there’s no place for racism, or socks as presents.”