When Sanford shared this link in the comments section, I thought it was from The Onion because it was too good to be true. According to WHAS11, a Louisville fan was arrested after he tried to steal a keg from a concession stand at Papa John Cardinal’s Stadium during the Cards’ game against Samford on Saturday.
The fan, 21-year-old Oliver Stutsman, was charged with disorderly conduct and public intoxication, and police said he was drunk with a flask of Fireball in his pocket. To make things even worse (and by worse I mean better), it was the day before Oliver’s 21st birthday, so he was also charged with alcohol consumption by a minor.
Ringing in your 21st birthday in jail? Sounds like a rite of passage in Card Nation.