A man in Lincoln County was arrested Monday night after he dug up his own father’s grave to argue with the corpse.
Michael May, 44, wanted to have a chat with his old man, so he took a shovel out to the cemetery for a face to face, like people do. He told police his dad had been dead for around 30 years.
May was intoxicated, of course, and charged with violating a grave, public intoxication and possession of marijuana.
People die, arguments live forever.