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Lexington Trio Prepares for the Apocalypse at Wal-Mart

Where’s the best place to get everything you need for the end of the world?  Wal-Mart of course.

With the end of the world right around the corner, a 26-year old man showed up to the Richmond Road Wal-Mart parking lot in a bullet proof vest with a loaded .357 and AK-47.  His companions in the car were a 20-year old woman and six month old child.  They were at the Wal-Mart parking lot to show a 19-year old their new guns.  One can presume they were devising a plan to survive the end of all times.

Police approached the doomsday peppers around 11:15 p.m. Saturday night.  They found a small amount of marijuana in the car, but no charges were filed.  The guns were purchased legally as the result of a legal settlement and the three fully cooperated with police.

For those who haven’t started prepping for Judgment Day, take notice.  You’re already far behind at least three people.

[840 WHAS]

Article written by Nick Roush

"Look upon the doughnut, and not upon the hole." @RoushKSR

4 Comments for Lexington Trio Prepares for the Apocalypse at Wal-Mart

  1. JVice
    9:00 pm August 2, 2016 Permalink

    mmmmm – doomsday peppers. Spicy!

    • satcheluk
      10:42 pm August 3, 2016 Permalink

      Have you seen the YouTube videos of people eating doomsday peppers? It’s hysterical.

  2. KatsKlaws
    11:38 pm August 2, 2016 Permalink

    Hmm and no one was shot or killed…they had to be White..

    • plumloopy
      12:45 am August 3, 2016 Permalink

      Because…. white people don’t kill? I’m not following here.