I haven’t checked out Pizza Hut’s employee handbook recently but I’m pretty sure masturbating on the job is a huge no-no. In fact, I can’t think of many jobs that condone such behavior, especially in the food industry.
But one Pizza Hut employee (now former employee) in Lexington got him a handful of his own brand while on the clock and a photo captured through the drive-thru window has gone viral. Here’s the Facebook post that accused him of “playing with himself the whole time” as two teenage girls patiently waited for a pizza.
There are so many jokes running through my mind right now. I could go all day, but I won’t. I’ll show some restraint and just encourage you to stay away from Pizza Hut for a while.
Can we cut off this guy’s hand?