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Lexington Pizza Hut fires employee for fondling himself on the job

I haven’t checked out Pizza Hut’s employee handbook recently but I’m pretty sure masturbating on the job is a huge no-no. In fact, I can’t think of many jobs that condone such behavior, especially in the food industry.

But one Pizza Hut employee (now former employee) in Lexington got him a handful of his own brand while on the clock and a photo captured through the drive-thru window has gone viral. Here’s the Facebook post that accused him of “playing with himself the whole time” as two teenage girls patiently waited for a pizza.

There are so many jokes running through my mind right now. I could go all day, but I won’t. I’ll show some restraint and just encourage you to stay away from Pizza Hut for a while.

Can we cut off this guy’s hand?

[Gawker: Pizza Hut Fires Man After Customers Say They Caught Him Masturbating]

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

35 Comments for Lexington Pizza Hut fires employee for fondling himself on the job



  1. Big D
    8:07 pm June 30, 2015 Permalink

    Extra alfredo please. Thank you.



  2. Hunter
    8:10 pm June 30, 2015 Permalink

    That is the icing for the cinnamon sticks…



  3. Ugly Cat Joe
    8:15 pm June 30, 2015 Permalink

    What? They asked for hand tossed.



  4. Kayla Moore
    8:15 pm June 30, 2015 Permalink

    You could go all day? I see what you did there.



  5. Bleed Blue
    8:22 pm June 30, 2015 Permalink

    Why fire him? He obviously handles pepperoni and sausage properly.



  6. dano
    8:22 pm June 30, 2015 Permalink

    I am never ordering stuffed crust again



  7. keith502
    8:28 pm June 30, 2015 Permalink

    He should fit right in. They do have the pizza with the little hotdogs in the crust now.



  8. Tooblueforyou
    8:29 pm June 30, 2015 Permalink

    Customers reported food poisoning after being served an 18 year old weiner.



  9. UKfaninLou
    9:11 pm June 30, 2015 Permalink

    Just kneading the dough, Ma’am. Lol. Sick SOB.



  10. glen
    9:14 pm June 30, 2015 Permalink

    Why is this story on here? ignorant.



  11. NStewart
    9:41 pm June 30, 2015 Permalink

    Hot time summer in the city
    Look at them girls look at how pretty.

    Is that better mr moderator?

    Dang the 1st post I made was so much better.



  12. PunTucky Sports Radio
    9:42 pm June 30, 2015 Permalink

    What a DICK move by that employee. How COCKY of him to think his junk was nice enough to be on full display to the fine patrons of Pizza Hut. But firing the guy? He got SHAFTED. He was brave enough to try and PULL IT OFF in front of everyone. He should have known he couldn’t KEEP IT UP for long before he was noticed.



    • NStewart
      9:45 pm June 30, 2015 Permalink

      That was hilarious.



  13. ale8
    9:47 pm June 30, 2015 Permalink

    So that explains the new Hot Dog Pizza they’ve started making



  14. ale8
    9:48 pm June 30, 2015 Permalink

    Meat



  15. CPACAT
    9:56 pm June 30, 2015 Permalink

    I thought this blog was supposed to be a sports blog about teenagers playing with balls and…uh, never mind.



  16. Chris Tuck
    9:56 pm June 30, 2015 Permalink

    He misread the directions for their new wiener stuffed crust pizza



  17. AzubuikeandFitch
    9:56 pm June 30, 2015 Permalink

    Meat Lovers



  18. catdaddyd
    10:00 pm June 30, 2015 Permalink

    I was going through the drive thru at Captain D’s one night, and a dude working there blew weed out the window. When I got up to the drive thru I told the girl/manager that was uncalled for, and she played dumb.



  19. Andy
    10:18 pm June 30, 2015 Permalink

    Maybe they ran out of blue cheese and he decided to step it up!!!



  20. steve
    10:27 pm June 30, 2015 Permalink

    why did the girls sat there and watch lol just curious



    • Greg "Apollo" Creed
      7:33 am July 1, 2015 Permalink

      ……………..Because their fave band is “Want Eeeeerection”.



  21. PatnRick
    10:42 pm June 30, 2015 Permalink

    Porcini’s now Pizza Hut? Geez!



  22. Big Pie
    11:08 pm June 30, 2015 Permalink

    I’ll have a large sausage with extra sauce!



  23. PlumLoopy
    11:28 pm June 30, 2015 Permalink

    Keep fighting the good fight, Sandy Brentlinger. You are an inspiration to us all.



  24. Kyle
    11:55 pm June 30, 2015 Permalink

    A handy J while on the clock. Everybody has their quirks.



  25. Wang
    12:14 am July 1, 2015 Permalink

    I always knew that pizza had a little wang to it..



  26. Carlos Toomer
    7:18 am July 1, 2015 Permalink

    somebody give him a hand in the kitchen



  27. Greg "Apollo" Creed
    7:21 am July 1, 2015 Permalink

    Making it great! YUM Brands newest restaurant concept: Penizza Hut



  28. John Coker
    7:39 am July 1, 2015 Permalink

    This reminded me of the Simon Pegg skit… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urSubeOywus



  29. What A Jerk!
    6:59 pm July 1, 2015 Permalink

    Heyyyyoooooo!!



  30. Tampa satchel
    12:24 pm July 2, 2015 Permalink

    I’d be happy to make you a meat lover’s pizza.



  31. Matt Huff
    3:01 pm July 2, 2015 Permalink

    I did as I was instructed. The dough was *soft* but I gave it a *firm hand* and soon it began to *rise*. I *beat* it, I *stretched* it, I *squeezed* it. I *let go* with a generous covering of *sauce*. Then I carefully laid out my *pepperoni* on top and added my *sweet sausage*. I *pulled it out* right on time to see the cheese as a *warm bubbly goo*. So when you complained I *came* to the conclusion that I must have *screwed* up. Next time I will have the manager give me a *hand*. I hate when I have to *toss* a pizza. I get so upset I think I might have a *stroke*. It sure is *hard on* a guy to make sure that everything you want *comes in your box*. But I can *handle it*. I’ve got *spunk*.