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KSR’s Top 10 Tweets of the Weekend

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It’s time again for KSR’s Top Tweets of the weekend. You can participate by using hashtags such as #BBN #KSR #KSRTop10 or just by simply tweeting @KYsportsradio. We will focus most of our attention on Kentucky sports-centric tweets but, as usual, there are no limits to our madness.

 

#10 Gregg Doyel


You are way too calm about this, Gregg.

 

 

 

#9 Dan Wetzel


Numbers don’t lie.

 

 

 

#8 Rece Davis


This man’s wife gets angry if he doesn’t return Tupperware (gotta have somewhere to put those awesome brownies)…good luck getting a book for free.

 

 

 

#7 Not Jerry Tipton


lololololololololololol.

 

 

 

#6 Doron Lamb


Is this like some weird ‘Bronie” obsession? (Bronies — males who like My Little Pony)

 

 

 

#5 Drew Franklin


Apparently he wasn’t ready to let go of his vacation just yet.

 

 

 

#4 Jordan Koerner


You had better find a way to undo this jinx you just bestowed on us. Sacrifice something. Quick.

 

 

 

#3 Megan Calipari


WHY AREN’T WE FUNDING THIS???

 

 

 

#2 Fake Gimel


It was only a matter of time before this news came out. When you only have Montrezl Harrell returning it becomes a necessity.

 

 

 

#1 FakeBarneyKSR


(Before the Harrison Twins made their decision)
Houston. We don’t have a problem.

 

 

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Article written by Courtney Hessler

Ashley Judd is my spirit animal. Follow me on twitter at: @Hessler_KSR

19 Comments for KSR’s Top 10 Tweets of the Weekend



  1. Mack
    8:48 am April 28, 2014 Permalink

    Who are the 5 MAA currently on the Laker’s roster?



  2. dubowski
    8:52 am April 28, 2014 Permalink

    I got a peanut butter squeeze bottle for ya



  3. Wow...
    9:31 am April 28, 2014 Permalink

    Wtf is wrong with you guys… half of these tweets don’t even make sense.
    Firstly, you only make fun of harrell coming back because it scares the shit out of you. Harrell kept EVERY UK big guy from scoring in the paint this last season… that is a terrifying prospect for you guys to think about. So joke about it all you want… at the end of the day. Louisville has one of the best players in the country (Was going to be first round pick) protecting our paint….. not to mention, Those dunks baby… those sweet sweet dunks.
    Also… you are seriously pathetic.. making fun of Pitino for having stakes in a horse in the biggest horse race in north america… which is in the city that he lives and coaches in? wtf is wrong with you. He has stakes in a horse every year.



    • Mack
      9:46 am April 28, 2014 Permalink

      What does your comment have to do with Skippy Squeeze Peanut Butter?



    • Wow...
      10:12 am April 28, 2014 Permalink

      What in your life makes you think you are the center of the universe and I was talking to you?



    • Lexington 3
      10:18 am April 28, 2014 Permalink

      6-1



    • Adorable
      10:21 am April 28, 2014 Permalink

      Ewww, man! Scared. Like that one time where he put up 7 on an NIT team! Or that other time when he pounded 6 whole points down our throats, and LOST!!! And let us not forget, probably the greatest single performance ever in the tournament, setting a record that will never be touched, scoring an incredible 15 points, in a choke LOSS to bitter rival UK in the Sweet 16!!! 1-2 vs UK, and your team isn’t adding a whole lot. Good luck!

      Question: you’re a Tard fan, so you get to watch him more than we do; does he flex after EVERY basket? Including free throws?



    • Mack
      11:36 am April 28, 2014 Permalink

      WOW, is your comment about some weird thrill you receive from Pitino’s sweet dunk shots; maybe you would enjoy a little Skippy Squeeze Peanut Butter?
      .



    • Wow...
      11:39 am April 28, 2014 Permalink

      If i recall correctly.. we absolutely raped UK in that game. Leading 38 out of 40 minutes of play. Louisville only lost because the refs made up 3 calls against our best player (Harrell). He had a fantastic night and it was only brought to an end because of the lineage of cheating within UK sports.



    • Rae
      1:42 pm April 28, 2014 Permalink

      And it doesn’t really count as “raped” if you lost. Sorry, but the game is 40 minutes, not 38. Unlike Bill Self, we didn’t run out of time.



    • HAHAHAHAHA!!!
      2:11 pm April 28, 2014 Permalink

      “Wow… April 28, 2014 at 11:39 am | Permalink
      If i recall correctly.. we absolutely raped UK in that game. Leading 38 out of 40 minutes of play. Louisville only lost because the refs made up 3 calls against our best player (Harrell). He had a fantastic night and it was only brought to an end because of the lineage of cheating within UK sports.”

      This absolutely wins for best troll comment of the year!!!!



    • Wow...
      4:54 pm April 28, 2014 Permalink

      Rae, are you a completely braindead idiot? go back and read what I wrote… We RAPED you 38 out of the 40 minutes dummy. since you are so slow… that means we lead the game for 38 minutes out of a game that is 40 minutes long… get it now? jeeze… inbred UK fans….
      We bested you guys… wiped the court with you… and lead for 38 minutes out of that game… THE ONLY REASON you had a chance is because the refs cheated. go look it up. plenty of people say that this was the worse they have ever seen cheating in officiating.

  4. Tell Doron to post a pic of the S p a m lamb from that M*A*S*H episode.



  5. hahaha
    11:09 am April 28, 2014 Permalink

    Your comments make the post almost unreadable. And tell “not Jerry,” I mean Drew, to step his game up. That account used to be funny



  6. Blue Yonder
    12:23 pm April 28, 2014 Permalink

    I hope Drew didn’t do anything sexual with that Naked Dude in Lexington….Everyone knows that Drew is Matt’s BIOTCH & no one else’s. All those long road trips together make for a lot of salad tossing in the Hotel beds at night. Matt is well known for his sexual antics in Middlesboro.



    • duh
      4:00 pm April 28, 2014 Permalink

      Are you saying Matt likes dudes?



  7. SRQCat
    2:51 pm April 28, 2014 Permalink

    @Megan Calipari…. Megan, the Amish beat you to the punch! This stuff is to die for!

    http://www.dhgroup.com/en/shop/1693/Amish_Bakery/Pantry_and_Specialties/Amish_Peanut_Butter_Spread.htm



  8. duh
    3:57 pm April 28, 2014 Permalink

    I am going to caption the photo of Cal pointing.

    “Look! Look down there! I told you that Pat Forde has his head stuck up Pitino’s a$$.”